Today, on the train home, two drunk guys decided to sit next to me and make casual conversation. This was fine until one decided to take a drink from his beer. While he did, he sneezed in my face. I still smell like beer. FML
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OK, yeah I posted this on the way home. I got home a showered instantly. Yes I am a minor. No I didn't take a drink from his beer, and I don't know why this got accepted. I am not an FML worker. Who gives a shit? If you didn't like it you didn't have to comment, or even read it. I really couldn't care less what you guys say, I just wanted to set some things straight. But yeah thanks for comments, so much! It only gives this FML more popularity. /End rant.
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Brittanyy 0
Take a shower or change your clothes? Yeah.
Sigel 0
If missing the point was an Olympic sport you'd be a champ!
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Comments (77)
Brittanyy 0
Take a shower or change your clothes? Yeah.
GR3453m0nk3y 4
when you drink beer your sneeze would actually smell and taste like beer. dumbass
GR3453m0nk3y 4
yeah rly. f**k-hole
normandin131 0
Why do you think the OP lives with his parents?
gymbug_13 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
since when do sneezes smell like beer?!?! omg...liar!!!!
misterman2 3
wow, learn to read. >_>
Kubomewmew 0
her face man, her face -_____-
MissSarcasm01 18
When you sneeze you open your mouth. Thus, spitting out the beer. Get an education, dumbass.
whyowhy26 3
I hate alocoholics ={ Hope your parents didnt freak out.!!!
MR_OHCRAP 0
She was on a train. I don't think she would have spare clothes or a shower on the train.
survivalism 0
Take a shower, stupid.
mexicansweetie48 0
ew. just shower.
borhos222 0
haha wow #2 (well second comment named #1) the guy was drinking beer before he sneezed
smashyy 0
Just go take a shower? It's the easiest thing to do
cjp767 0
wow. and now you have the H1N1 virus too.
Silver_Lion 0
this is one of those times where you say that you are dangerously claustrophobic and will vomit if they dont move.... well thats what i'd do =P
whyowhy26 3
# 7 LOL