Today, my 6 year old daughter somehow learned about sex. She also had the open house at her school where she meets her new teachers. When the teacher asked where she came from, she said, "My daddy's happy sacks." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my 8-year-old daughter somehow learned how babies are made. Sort of. I found this out when we had the open house at her school where she meets her new teachers. When one teacher asked where she was from, she replied, "My daddy's balls." FML
Today, I overheard my mom giving my 6-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, I got a call from my daughter's pre-school. Apparently, she is being suspended, for answering; "What do your parents do at home?" She told them, "My parents fuck." FML
Today, I overheard my 5 year old daughter call a girl in her dance class a slut. Shocked, I asked her where she heard that word. Her response: "I heard you and Daddy say it about her Mommy." FML
Today, I sat down with my daughter to have the sex talk, because she recently started seeing a guy. I mentioned at one point how disappointed I would be if she got pregnant. She went wide-eyed and asked, "Didn't mom tell you?" FML
Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, I picked my 12-year-old daughter up from school after her first sexual education lecture. She burst into tears on the way home explaining her fears of being pregnant with her boyfriend's child. As if that doesn't sound bad enough, I've met her boyfriend before. He is imaginary. FML
Today, I picked up my daughter from the day care but before we left, the babysitter needed to have a talk with me. To fill you in, I got a brand new prius yesterday. Apparently my daughter told eveyone that her mommy got a new penis. FML
Today, my 12 year-old daughter asked me where her scrotum is. FML
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Zwische 13
LOL WIN!
CDS09 0
wow, she learned in detail
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Comments (133)
keyco 0
so your husban had sex with your kid unn little like EWWW cuz it sould like you trying to hide wut u might be saying or she saw or he told her? suck to be you
ChasinParkedCars 0
Wowww. Some people have no sense of humor. It's a ******* joke douchebags.
fmlpostwriter 0
no sex talk for mommy!! lol if i was that teacher i wouldv lol'd forever. haha
mclaxin1115 0
damn i got the talk win i was 10! lol. kids say the damnedest things though
mercedeslove 0
LOL I usually absolutely hate kid related FML's but this wins.
littlemessalina 0
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
blondebutterfly8 5
I'm sorry but that is frickin funny. I think the teacher found this years favorite student.
shamille 5
i don't get why people say that. you came from the egg too. mother ******.
imameankid 0
As a future teacher I love this!! First child to say this to me will be given a gold star. Complete win!
doggie3 0
Kid's say the darndest things sometimes!