Today, my 6 year old daughter somehow learned about sex. She also had the open house at her school where she meets her new teachers. When the teacher asked where she came from, she said, "My daddy's happy sacks." FML
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Today, I found out that my 8-year-old daughter somehow learned how babies are made. Sort of. I found this out when we had the open house at her school where she meets her new teachers. When one teacher asked where she was from, she replied, "My daddy's balls." FML
Today, I overheard my mom giving my 6-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, I got a call from my daughter's pre-school. Apparently, she is being suspended, for answering; "What do your parents do at home?" She told them, "My parents fuck." FML
Today, I overheard my 5 year old daughter call a girl in her dance class a slut. Shocked, I asked her where she heard that word. Her response: "I heard you and Daddy say it about her Mommy." FML
Today, I sat down with my daughter to have the sex talk, because she recently started seeing a guy. I mentioned at one point how disappointed I would be if she got pregnant. She went wide-eyed and asked, "Didn't mom tell you?" FML
Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, I picked my 12-year-old daughter up from school after her first sexual education lecture. She burst into tears on the way home explaining her fears of being pregnant with her boyfriend's child. As if that doesn't sound bad enough, I've met her boyfriend before. He is imaginary. FML
Today, I picked up my daughter from the day care but before we left, the babysitter needed to have a talk with me. To fill you in, I got a brand new prius yesterday. Apparently my daughter told eveyone that her mommy got a new penis. FML
Today, my 12 year-old daughter asked me where her scrotum is. FML
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Zwische 13
LOL WIN!
CDS09 0
wow, she learned in detail
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Comments (133)
fucentarmal 1
some one put her up to saying it, i would figure out if she knew what she was saying, don't assume she does.
Artyukhina 0
OK that makes your daughter automatically cool, I don't think your life sucks and unless you're like totally awesome, you didnt deserve it. That should be something to be proud of, commerade.
netbeui435 3
what a cutie; wait until she is a teenager.
tbrayspena23 0
hahaha! and her mommys vag
VectorRaptor 0
That's not an FML. Your daughter is now awesome.
elisablueee 0
Can everyone quit pointing out that she also came from her mother's "vag"? That is obvious.
Anthony8123 0
I really don't know what to say on this one. I think it's hilarious..FYL, I guess. Must be fairly embarrassing.
indiana_gal 0
kid's say the darnest things! :[) rofl
bananiesrnanies 0
she is one hell of a kid!! lol. i was like that.
Pulcherrimus 0
Your 6-year-old knows what "balls" means? Parenting fail.