Today, my 6 year old daughter somehow learned about sex. She also had the open house at her school where she meets her new teachers. When the teacher asked where she came from, she said, "My daddy's happy sacks." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my 8-year-old daughter somehow learned how babies are made. Sort of. I found this out when we had the open house at her school where she meets her new teachers. When one teacher asked where she was from, she replied, "My daddy's balls." FML
Today, I overheard my mom giving my 6-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, I got a call from my daughter's pre-school. Apparently, she is being suspended, for answering; "What do your parents do at home?" She told them, "My parents fuck." FML
Today, I overheard my 5 year old daughter call a girl in her dance class a slut. Shocked, I asked her where she heard that word. Her response: "I heard you and Daddy say it about her Mommy." FML
Today, I sat down with my daughter to have the sex talk, because she recently started seeing a guy. I mentioned at one point how disappointed I would be if she got pregnant. She went wide-eyed and asked, "Didn't mom tell you?" FML
Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, I picked my 12-year-old daughter up from school after her first sexual education lecture. She burst into tears on the way home explaining her fears of being pregnant with her boyfriend's child. As if that doesn't sound bad enough, I've met her boyfriend before. He is imaginary. FML
Today, I picked up my daughter from the day care but before we left, the babysitter needed to have a talk with me. To fill you in, I got a brand new prius yesterday. Apparently my daughter told eveyone that her mommy got a new penis. FML
Today, my 12 year-old daughter asked me where her scrotum is. FML
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Zwische 13
LOL WIN!
CDS09 0
wow, she learned in detail
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musiclife_fml 0
first
_Skies 0
Failure.
nypd613 0
Ok. If ur reading fmls on ur iPhone app, the comments don't get updated as fast as they do on the website. So if u see no comments, chances r that ur comment is 20-something or later. And even if u r first, whoopi ****** do!!! No one gives a shit, n I just bury the comments that say "first!!".
HahaYDI 0
Why do you waste time trying to bury them, p90% of the people here just show it out of curiosity
plexico 4
#18, The comments on the iPhone app (I use FML Pro) are numbered completely differently than on the web site.
lexiBRo 0
yeah, I hate that comments can be buried. I mean I don't care when the 1st are buried but other times when people bury comments just bc they don't like the position that person takes it annoys me.
funnyfml 0
Totally True
nypd613 0
kids kids kids. *sigh*. but lmfao dude! i'm glad I'm not the teacher in this position! kids always do put us in awkward embarrassing situations.
kiefenator 0
how can you be a ******* teacher if your only 21 and dropped out of school? wannabe
f_this_s 0
Embarassing for OP, hilarious for the rest of us!
blinddate 0
Lol!! That is so funny!
velocraptor 0
HAHAHAHA this cheered me up
Dynoblaze 1
smart kid. then again kids are smarter than people give them credit for. of course while Id be impressed with the kid the teacher is going to be asking you for a conference.
gbhlaughingstock 0
Hot.
justmyluck1212 0
funny that this is under "love"
xcuppcakee 0
Lmfao that made me laugh. But how is this a FML ? It's kinda cute .
hayno 0
I am not one of those guys that go around posting how FML's are fake but this does sound like a joke from Dave Chapelle's "For What it's Worth"
paperfox_fml 0
I'm not the sort of man who goes around raping other men's wives, but I'm gonna rape your wife.
idontgiveone 0
I'm not the sort of woman who goes telling people that they are jerk from the internet, but you are a jerk.
Escapist28 0
I like idontgiveone's the best =)