dukebluedevils13
United States
Today, my 5 year old fish died. As I was flushing him, he started swimming again. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
V?ster, Sweden
Today, I woke up to find my best friend lying down and unresponsive. Frightened, I tapped on the glass. He got scared and started swimming again. My best friend is a fish. FML
SydIsPrettyCool
United States
Today, my pet fish died because my drunk father microwaved it. FML
That idiot
Las Vegas, United States
Today, I won a goldfish at the amusement park. My little brother took him out of the bowl because he thought he was drowning. FML
Anonymous
United States
So that's what the smell was!
Today, I found my son's dead goldfish. Apparently, when it died he didn't flush it. Instead he placed it in one of my socks, placed that sock in a jar, and set the jar in the back of my closet. The fish has been dead for over a month. FML
Anonymous
Murdered
Today, I woke up and checked my fish tank. I thought the temperature was too low, so half asleep, I turned it up. Now all my fish are dead. FML
dEpPrEsSeDgIrL
United States
Today, my dad decided to clean my 20 gallon fish tank. I had 6 fish. One of them was called a transparent fish, clear with a bright orange tail, which was my favorite. My dad didn't see it, and dumped the water out along with it. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my favorite fish died. To make things better my parents thought to take me out to dinner. We ate sushi. FML
gimmeasalad
Walnut Creek, United States
Today, as I was washing my boyfriend's fishbowl, the fish did a Nemo and made an unholy leap down the drain. My immediate impulse was to flip the switch. Our kitchen now smells like mutilated fish and my boyfriend won't speak to me. FML
exfishowner
Today, my 3-year-old daughter put her grow-in-water salamander in my fish tank. The residue from the toy gummed up the filter and killed all the fish. FML
fledermausi
Budapest, Hungary
Today, I came home to my boyfriend emptying his bowels into my aquarium. FML
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bwenduh45 7
Maybe he'll escape like nemo...
ariannaimelda 7
It's his plan! He wants to go back to the ocean! Evil genius he is ;)
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Comments (200)
bc4025567575 3
Are you sure it wasn't the toilet flushing that made the fish look alive again?
Introduction 0
smart fish.
TaylorTotsYumm 10
NEMO, NOOOO!
jigsawbanana 0
Just keep swimming, just keep swimming just keep swimming , swimming , swimming. What do we do? We swim SWIM. - - - the faithful words of Dory :D
Mirorbo 27
Why so many fish stories lately? D8 My own fish is on the verge of dying because of this god awful heat!!
firestarter31 0
now you can get a real pet
MrDbagManSir 3
WTF ASS HOLE!!! THATS ******* ANIMAL CRUELTY!! YOU DAMN BASTARD!
mythii 3
You're ****** retarded.
MrDbagManSir 3
14, your weird lookin. like a asain and blakie and meskin
Harlson13 0
well he won't be swimming for long... no worries
Stylin_Since_97 10
Five years down the drain... Or toilet:(
ifrigginheartyou 8
heyy(;
Stylin_Since_97 10
Hey there, message me sometime cuz I never listen when I get the stranger danger talk:)
Stylin_Since_97 10
Message me sometime:) I'd love to talk and I don't give a rats ass about stranger danger:)