dukebluedevils13
United States
Today, my 5 year old fish died. As I was flushing him, he started swimming again. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
V?ster, Sweden
Today, I woke up to find my best friend lying down and unresponsive. Frightened, I tapped on the glass. He got scared and started swimming again. My best friend is a fish. FML
SydIsPrettyCool
United States
Today, my pet fish died because my drunk father microwaved it. FML
That idiot
Las Vegas, United States
Today, I won a goldfish at the amusement park. My little brother took him out of the bowl because he thought he was drowning. FML
Anonymous
United States
So that's what the smell was!
Today, I found my son's dead goldfish. Apparently, when it died he didn't flush it. Instead he placed it in one of my socks, placed that sock in a jar, and set the jar in the back of my closet. The fish has been dead for over a month. FML
Anonymous
Murdered
Today, I woke up and checked my fish tank. I thought the temperature was too low, so half asleep, I turned it up. Now all my fish are dead. FML
dEpPrEsSeDgIrL
United States
Today, my dad decided to clean my 20 gallon fish tank. I had 6 fish. One of them was called a transparent fish, clear with a bright orange tail, which was my favorite. My dad didn't see it, and dumped the water out along with it. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my favorite fish died. To make things better my parents thought to take me out to dinner. We ate sushi. FML
gimmeasalad
Walnut Creek, United States
Today, as I was washing my boyfriend's fishbowl, the fish did a Nemo and made an unholy leap down the drain. My immediate impulse was to flip the switch. Our kitchen now smells like mutilated fish and my boyfriend won't speak to me. FML
exfishowner
Today, my 3-year-old daughter put her grow-in-water salamander in my fish tank. The residue from the toy gummed up the filter and killed all the fish. FML
fledermausi
Budapest, Hungary
Today, I came home to my boyfriend emptying his bowels into my aquarium. FML
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bwenduh45 7
Maybe he'll escape like nemo...
ariannaimelda 7
It's his plan! He wants to go back to the ocean! Evil genius he is ;)
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Fudgeblocks 2
So at least it didn't get eaten by his friend. And if he swam again then you should let it go. Buy a better pet then a fish it's memory spans is only 3 seconds
Mirorbo 27
For some people, fish make AWESOME pets. And the 3 second memory thing has been disproven already. My fish recognizes me and remembers what time of day he's going to be fed, and the one day of the week I do not feed him (He sulks that day) and he gets really grouchy when I have to clean the tank and turn off his bubble toy. Fish are truly fascinating creatures.
bc4025567575 3
PETA is going to find NEMO.
kitkrest 8
Should've checked the pulse.
SherryA 15
That poor fish is probably dead from swimming in the sewer.. :( You can always tell if a fish is dead by touching it and petting it... You shouldn't have assumed. :( RIP Fishy.
MwahFMLS 6
oh god that sucks. that's a real FML.
Lukes_Life 7
No dis-respects, but that is f**king hilarious! xD
nubx 0
I can see it now, watching your fish go down the toilet as it is thinking, "Trolololol!"
Stoneyyay 5
nor mine, mine goes to a treatment center then to a river which flows onto a huge ass lake...
Stoneyyay 5
thumbs up 54
Stylin_Since_97 10
There's plenty of fish in the sea my friend. Take this from a 14 year old:)