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Today, my pet fish died because my drunk father microwaved it. FML

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Susieee_Q 9

All I can think about now is that poor fish's life during his last seconds being in that boiling grave. Oh, lordy....

LukeyDukey 8

Maybe he was hungry?

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LukeyDukey 8

Maybe he was hungry?

iheartbewbies 0

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Why would the fish be hungry....

xlord 27

Well no point letting it go to waste now.... *brings out knife and fork

dolphincheddar 10

The snack that smiles back.. Oh wait

Marktheshark 0

Haha he was jus trying to make some goldfish

SirMoose 0

Did you let him eat it or did you eat it yourself?

Idonebeenhad 17

this is how mcdonalds makes fish fillets

BadAsCactus 7

He obviously didn't eat it because the OP said DRUNK father

MrHomerSimpson 11

Mmmmmmmm... fish.

CattyPurry 0

69, don't you mean "mmm doughnuts" ?;)

monkeysinatree 6

He must have really good coordination if he managed to catch a fish while drunk!

dre_bro11 12

9 - Even though the comment isn't about the fish being hungry, and I hope you were kidding, fish do eat too. 67 - Drunk people eat too, yea.

lydia_is_gayyy 1

A parrot is a real pet. They'll actually talk with you

SuperPineApple 0

This is why a pet rock is the most reliable of all pets

margie2194 12

Awee. I feel sorry for the guy. Tis okay goldie is in fish hevean :)

jayalexander 7

explosions! now available on fml!

mustardhippo 4

The snack that smiles back

fat1239 4

and your a fag:)

Cokie_the_Clown 5

FYL OP, yor father was just trying to make you fish sticks for dinner from scratch. Don't worry, when he comes through tomorrow and remembers what he had done, he'll vomit up your pet fishie.

Aim4thebullseye 4

Do you love fish sticks? Do you love putting them in your mouth? Then your a gayfish!

ginger123456789 0

And your a dumbass...

Laners561769 9

microwave his vaseline. PAYBACK.

changesinme 0

it didn't die in vain, it's cooked now

that_band_nerd 22

Well kids, I think the lesson here is to never name your fish "fish sticks".

zinoxity 23

He must have been really hungry at that point!

Marcel4_fml 3

Filet-o-fish anyone?

jewknowit710 2

But really how full do you think he got after eating a pet fish? Unless OP has a pet Yellow Fin Tuna I'm not thinking so

Prolusive 5

"Thanks for the fish finger, son" "What?"

MtnDew32 0

You didn't appreciate cooked fish for dinner?

Glitterhinoceros 14

So long, and thanks for all the fish?

Gruv3r14 1

42.

chris71sk8r 8

I know how it is to lose a fish.:(

JacksonCampbell 9

It's a fish.

JacksonCampbell 9

Yes, and being only a fish, it's not a very traumatic experience to have one die.

fashionistaGirll 0

Well if it's a fish you've had for over a year, you grow attached to it. Like any other pet

JacksonCampbell 9

56 - I can see your point, but a fish isn't like a dog or a cat where they play with you, are there for you when your sad, and cuddle with you when you're tired. A fish just gets nothing but some good ol' R&R in it's tank while you feed it, and therefore a fish doesn't deserve as much sentimental value as a dog or a cat does.

BelleBelle_fml 11

I understand where you're coming from, however, some people do become very attached to their fish. I don't think it's fair of you to assume people don't become attached to them just because fish are not valued pets to you.

JacksonCampbell 9

I never said fish were worthless. I've had fish, and have loved them. But when they died, I simply accepted it and moved on right away. All I'm saying is that fish don't deserve the sentimental value of something that can actually interact with you.

CattyPurry 0

I've had three fish and the first time I got them I was ecstatic! They were really interesting and pretty little creatures(: but when they passed on, I didn't even really care. /:

chris71sk8r 8

66- Well, as I am allergic to cats and dogs I can't have any. So I loved Fishy a lot!

madisonbrooke98 0

Get a bunny.

zachherbert 10

56, who said fish don't do tricks, my fish could swim, jump through a flaming hoop, juggle chainsaws, and speak fluent in every language. hell I even jacked off with my fish

scrapmetal58 9

I was sad when Snaily and Fishy died. :'( I still have my cat, Rut, and my chinchilla, Chillie. :)

nativepimp 1

when you spend 50+ dollars on a fish 500+ on the set up and it lives for 10+ years and you watch it grow up your going to be attached

broken_red_wagon 6

Agreed :D

akd1v 0

sounds yummy

Susieee_Q 9

All I can think about now is that poor fish's life during his last seconds being in that boiling grave. Oh, lordy....

spartan522114 0

Lucky for you, fish do not have the mental compacity to understand what is happening and it'd all be over in a second.

Susieee_Q 9

Hmm.... Well, in that case, not so much lucky for me, lucky for him.

MerrikBarbarian 9

yes, but fish can feel pain- pain which would of been awful as it's cells burst as it heated. :(

ohmygodthatsux 0

it's actually really sad :( I totally I agree with you poor fishie

BeatlesObsessed 12

"There's plenty of fish in the sea". Ha, just kidding. Make him buy you a new one!

SirBedevere 0

I'm pretty sure anything dies if you microwave it...

JacksonCampbell 9

Cockroaches?

JacksonCampbell 9

92 - He said, "Babies"

herzskins 0

lol @ fishsticks. just get it man!

chris71sk8r 8

I love fishdicks!