Today, I was skiing really fast and there was a sign saying 'Slow Down'. Feeling rather good about myself I decided to jump over the sign. Whilst jumping, however, I caught my ski tips on the sign and went face first into the ground. Hard. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went skiing. Trying to show off to some inexperienced skiers, I flew past them at my top speed, a bracket snapped off my boot and I slid on my face for about 30 metres. FML
Today, at a ski resort, I tried to impress an attractive girl on the slopes and failed, horribly. I ended up with a mild concussion and some serious cuts after tripping, tumbling and hitting my head against the ground. I don't think she was impressed. FML
Today, I was skiing and crashed into a tree. It was the only tree on the slope. FML
Today, I went skiing with a friend of mine. He went first. I heard a loud *THUD* and went to investigate. When I went past him, he yelled, "I ran into a tree. I don't feel so good!" He said it in such a defeated and humorous way, that I crashed into a tree myself because I couldn't stop laughing. FML
Today, I went skiing. On the first run of the day, a little girl came out of nowhere and crashed into me. I was fine, but she was hurt, so I called the ski patrol. She told him that I deliberately hit her, and got me kicked out. I was there for 10 minutes. I paid for all day. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs while reading the 'mind your step' sign. FML
Today, I was at the water park, when I slipped and fell to the ground in front of the no running sign. I was walking. FML
Today, while skiing down a steep mountain, a man ran over my skis, causing me to fall and roll down the slope. When I regained my balance, I saw the man had followed me just to say "How graceful" and continue on. FML
Today, I went skiing for the very first time and spent more time falling down than actually skiing. Despite the fact that I'm up here in the mountains for another week with my family, I'm never trying that again. FML
Today, I was skiing in Vermont for the third day straight. Since I was getting very little sleep, on the top of the chairlift I let out a huge yawn, pulling a muscle in my face. As I slid down the ramp, everyone saw me thrashing my head around and making funny, painful faces as I fell down. FML
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Thatguywhotrolls 0
And this, children, is how natural selection works! This person will now develop a fatal brain defect that will prevent them from breeding and thus helping to thin the herd of the weak and the stupid!
HeroOfWar 0
YDI. Idiots like you are the ones we end up having to call for ambulances for at the ski hill I work at. Stop being a show-off and do what the sign says. They're there to keep you and others safe and also for liability.
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Comments (118)
monirami87 0
haha. but YDI for that.
pbeauregard 0
u should try learning how to ski before trying to jump a slow sign.BTW if you lifted your tips you would have destroyed the sign rather than the sign destroying you.
theleader89 0
lmao
RaKum12 0
ur an idiot 4 not following what the sign said they have signs 4 a reason dummass
RustyGuns 0
So, Did you enjoy your trip?
trickyd 0
As a snowboarder i tend to go over the signs in my own selfbeliving anarchaic fit of 'cool'. Fun but hollow. depending on the sign usually on a slope its to plastic poles with a plastic banner of you where was enough the tips MAY have gone through it. But thats the result of cockieness we've all had our share. But to be fair YDI. Peace Out x
NoDeath 0
FACEPLANT!!!!!!!YDI hahahaha
ffmmllyaya 0
well at last the sign made you slow down
greendaygirl999 5
YDI for being a conceited douche
billyhirvine09 0
fake. if you were going that fast you wouldve just taken out the sign
superboboboi 0
lol. Hard.
stitesy29 18
-60 People also invented grammar for a reason
Esnedon 0
I don't understand how you can fall 'hard' into the snow...
coolster56 0
anything even feathers can hurt if you fall fast enough
lqdznake 1
Packed snow can be quite hard, and even a modest 20mph impact can be brutal.
brutal_banger 10
I live in Alaska trust me you can fall into the snow and get hurt especially when you fly off a snowmachine
Jrook 0
it's snowmobile you idiot, you don't call automobiles road machines do you
scotophobic 0
There are no machines, too, they're different.
idkweird 0
I got a concussion from snow. Especially at a ski resort, people are skiing/snowboarding over said snow and packing it down. There is nothing soft about the snow on ski runs.
sadistmonkey 19
snowmobiles are known as snowmachines in alaska.
ncurtsak 0
me too alyeska is the best
___SUPERSTAR___ 0
alyeska? dumb ****
iiloveeyouuxD 0
It hurts. Trust me I snowboard.
cooly1100 0
ha ha that's what u get show off
HoesInaBox 0
lol something tells me you should've slowed down..
lakaiskate 12
That's what they get for skiing. Snowboarding all the way!
mahamii_93 0
hahahaha! YDI
Thatguywhotrolls 0
And this, children, is how natural selection works! This person will now develop a fatal brain defect that will prevent them from breeding and thus helping to thin the herd of the weak and the stupid!
MagicalPegicorn 0
Thank you grandpa Troll!
Thatguywhotrolls 0
Not a problem little Pegicorn!
KarelessKitten 0
FACE PLANT! **** yeah. ur lucky u didn't break anything.
ladida94 0
good for you!! wanna cookie? :-)
jaywisker 0
nice lol
Anon9002 0
Epic fail. How I wish I have a picture of the exact moment your ski caught the sign...
HeroOfWar 0
YDI. Idiots like you are the ones we end up having to call for ambulances for at the ski hill I work at. Stop being a show-off and do what the sign says. They're there to keep you and others safe and also for liability.
littlelemur 2
^This. Usually signs like that are before crowded areas of the slope so you don't hit little kids and stuff. Jumping the sign will only speed you up, not slow you down. Good thing you fell before you mauled a small child.