Today, my 5 year old fish died. As I was flushing him, he started swimming again. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I woke up to find my best friend lying down and unresponsive. Frightened, I tapped on the glass. He got scared and started swimming again. My best friend is a fish. FML
Today, my pet fish died because my drunk father microwaved it. FML
Today, I won a goldfish at the amusement park. My little brother took him out of the bowl because he thought he was drowning. FML
So that's what the smell was!
Today, I found my son's dead goldfish. Apparently, when it died he didn't flush it. Instead he placed it in one of my socks, placed that sock in a jar, and set the jar in the back of my closet. The fish has been dead for over a month. FML
Murdered
Today, I woke up and checked my fish tank. I thought the temperature was too low, so half asleep, I turned it up. Now all my fish are dead. FML
Today, my dad decided to clean my 20 gallon fish tank. I had 6 fish. One of them was called a transparent fish, clear with a bright orange tail, which was my favorite. My dad didn't see it, and dumped the water out along with it. FML
Today, my favorite fish died. To make things better my parents thought to take me out to dinner. We ate sushi. FML
Today, as I was washing my boyfriend's fishbowl, the fish did a Nemo and made an unholy leap down the drain. My immediate impulse was to flip the switch. Our kitchen now smells like mutilated fish and my boyfriend won't speak to me. FML
Today, my 3-year-old daughter put her grow-in-water salamander in my fish tank. The residue from the toy gummed up the filter and killed all the fish. FML
Today, I came home to my boyfriend emptying his bowels into my aquarium. FML
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bwenduh45 7
Maybe he'll escape like nemo...
ariannaimelda 7
It's his plan! He wants to go back to the ocean! Evil genius he is ;)
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missemalythecat 0
This kinda happened to me except I was burying the fish. He started moving when I set him in the ground, so I was able to save him. Yes I bury fish. It's more respectful.
Cow_girl_cutie 0
Guess he died for sure this time if he's in the sewer with all your sh*t
ttlyfmlduh 6
dude this is so sad I have a fish and I love him so much. people just don't understand fish love
dbt88 15
Similar happened to me. It had ick and was tangled in the plants and wouldn't swim when loose so we assumed it died, and it swam once it hit the water ...with bleach in it. FYL OP
iJustLiveLifee 0
you killed a poor little fish -.-
BoogersYummy 0
the adventure continues of finding nemo
lml4 0
awe:( so sad!
rainbowmango 0
OMG!! Awwwwwwh. thats so sad
mordantsupernova 12
Honey, dead fish often have spasms. I had an aquarium for about a decade, and it shook me to, but it's really quite normal. Your fish was probably dead.
linzjune 0
He pulled a Nemo on you!