dukebluedevils13
United States
Today, my 5 year old fish died. As I was flushing him, he started swimming again. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
V?ster, Sweden
Today, I woke up to find my best friend lying down and unresponsive. Frightened, I tapped on the glass. He got scared and started swimming again. My best friend is a fish. FML
SydIsPrettyCool
United States
Today, my pet fish died because my drunk father microwaved it. FML
That idiot
Las Vegas, United States
Today, I won a goldfish at the amusement park. My little brother took him out of the bowl because he thought he was drowning. FML
Anonymous
United States
So that's what the smell was!
Today, I found my son's dead goldfish. Apparently, when it died he didn't flush it. Instead he placed it in one of my socks, placed that sock in a jar, and set the jar in the back of my closet. The fish has been dead for over a month. FML
Anonymous
Murdered
Today, I woke up and checked my fish tank. I thought the temperature was too low, so half asleep, I turned it up. Now all my fish are dead. FML
dEpPrEsSeDgIrL
United States
Today, my dad decided to clean my 20 gallon fish tank. I had 6 fish. One of them was called a transparent fish, clear with a bright orange tail, which was my favorite. My dad didn't see it, and dumped the water out along with it. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my favorite fish died. To make things better my parents thought to take me out to dinner. We ate sushi. FML
gimmeasalad
Walnut Creek, United States
Today, as I was washing my boyfriend's fishbowl, the fish did a Nemo and made an unholy leap down the drain. My immediate impulse was to flip the switch. Our kitchen now smells like mutilated fish and my boyfriend won't speak to me. FML
exfishowner
Today, my 3-year-old daughter put her grow-in-water salamander in my fish tank. The residue from the toy gummed up the filter and killed all the fish. FML
fledermausi
Budapest, Hungary
Today, I came home to my boyfriend emptying his bowels into my aquarium. FML
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bwenduh45 7
Maybe he'll escape like nemo...
ariannaimelda 7
It's his plan! He wants to go back to the ocean! Evil genius he is ;)
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Comments (200)
Aliyette 0
Omg you should've grabbed it!!! That's pretty suckish...
dAiSyLuRv1029 0
What 8 languages do you speak? I only speak english and Japanese and I'm mixed with African American (black),Japanese, and native indian:)
missemalythecat 0
You can't successfully grab a fish, (unless it's huge), especially if it's in moving water.
chuckychan 8
shoulda checked for a pulse, nothing worse then being flushed alive.
nachos99 0
how would you know that?
TaylorTotsYumm 10
I'm guessing lots of swirlies in highschool.
juturnaamo 29
Weird thing is, that probably happens a lot. The flowing water can be like CPR for fish (I heard you can bring a koi back to life sometimes by putting in front of a water jet) OP, maybe your sewage goes to a reservour.
dreamering 16
That's a ******* miracle. Go to church and pray for the Jesus of the fishes.
xxmollyxx 25
are you sure it wasn't just the flowing water that made it look like he was swimming? Either way, FYL
ttlyfmlduh 6
ur kitty is so cute!!!!
iAmScrubs 19
Now the fishy can experience a ride in the murky waters of the unknown.
ambowew 7
Murderer!!
bc4025567575 3
Haha good one. Send PETA after this little kid.
alexxss_fml 10
he pulled a nemo on you.
jigsawbanana 0
Aw I'm sorry! Don't worry you're little guppie will hang in there! All drains DO lead to the ocean.
DigitalFusion 4
Not mine... Goes to a septic tank.
alpaquette91 9
That was just the water in the toilet swirling