Today, my 4-year-old son's daycare called because he kissed a few girls. They explained he can't walk up and kiss little girls. I thought the situation was under control, until I was called an hour later to remove him from the premises for kissing little boys. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I can no longer leave my son at daycare, because at the age of 5, he's started manipulating the girls there into fighting over him. A kid lost a baby tooth in one such brawl. FML
Today, I just got done being yelled at by my son's headteacher and a bunch of parents, all because my 6 year-old son has been arranging kiss dates between his classmates in exchange for sweets and so on. My little pimp in training. Not a proud dad moment. FML
Today, my 4 year old son groped my breasts and said, "This is what daddy told me to do." FML
Today, my 2-year-old son put his hand on my face, gave me a sweet kiss, and put his cheek against mine. Then he slapped me hard enough to leave a mark, laughed, and scrambled away. FML
Today, I received a call from child care. Apparently, my four year-old boy tried to start a mosh pit during naptime. FML
Today, I finally found someone who liked me and wanted to kiss me. It was a 5-year-old at the daycare I work at. FML
Today, I took my son to the playground and watched him have fun. Minutes later, I was being shoved around and called a pedophile because I was there alone with no wife. By the time I convinced them I was innocent, my son was bawling. FML
Today, I was working as an intern at a day care. One of the kids touched my chest a couple of times, and I jokingly told him that he shouldn't touch old and ugly women like me. So he started groping the little girls instead. When the other teachers asked him why, he said I had told him to. FML
Today, I picked up my four year old son from daycare. As I was putting him in his car seat, I asked him if he had fun. He yelled, "Shut it, bitch!" FML
Today, I asked my 2 year old son to clean up his toys. When I bent down to give him a good job kiss afterwards, he punched me in the nose. FML
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Chloe555_fml 27
At least he does not discriminate.
inesbcr 13
He is a serial kisser
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Comments (74)
sarahmaxine 19
I think your son is bisexual.
Ben12345_fml 18
He's 4, who cares
CheddarBug8 20
I'm sorry but that's adorable.
OverBlossomed 22
I realize kids are innocent, but it's really not appropriate for him to be randomly kissing the other kids. Were the other kids okay with him kissing them? I can remember being small and not liking to be touched by anyone I didn't know, including other kids. I would've cried to my mom if a random kid tried to kiss me when I was in preschool.
DoomedGemini 38
I agree, though he also doesn't know any better and just needs to be taught. It's not something people should ignore, but he shouldn't be punished for it either. Just a simple explanation that kissing anyone other than family isn't acceptable behavior probably would work. It seems the first time the specified girls, and instead of fixing the misunderstanding when he started kissing boys they decided to send him home to his mother. It really doesn't seem like he was disobeying or anything so I do agree their actions were kinda stupid..
holaitsdez 12
Well they didn't say anything about him not being allowed to kiss the boys lol
snazzymcwho 21
Hahaha Sorry this is too funny and adorable! However, OP, sounds like it's time to give him the boundaries/consent talk. Tell him it's never ok to touch anyone without her OR his consent.
worldclassrager 41
Is his name Georgie porgie?
slimguy101 15
He's probably just imitating people around him.
zarrganaut 17
He's just full of love.
writerchic85 26
I went through a brief butt smacking faze in kindergarten so I can imagine what would happen to me if i was a 5 year old today. I'd be on the sex offender list.