Ben12345_fml

Mr BC, Canada 25 years-old

Anonymous 2 July 2015, 02:04 Lees Summit, United States

Today, I sent the girl I like flowers, only to have her later post a picture of them online, saying, "Ha! When losers send you flowers." FML

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Anonymous 28 July 2015, 00:08 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, during a blowjob, my girlfriend decided to try something new by squeezing my balls as hard as she could as I came, for a "more intense orgasm". All she gave me was a ruptured testicle. FML

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