Today, a woman who works in the clinic across the road told me that my glass isn't frosted enough and she and all her patients can see me when I shower. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at my job at a frozen yogurt shop, an elderly woman gladly announced that I'd be seeing a lot of her due to the vaginal infection that she has. Thank you for that, ma'am. FML
Today, my patient knocked my glasses off as I assisted him in the shower. We both looked in terror as they fell into his unflushed toilet. This patient was isolated due to a contagious infection. FML
Today, at work as an optician, I gave a little girl a new pair of glasses and asked her if she could see better with them. She replied, "Oh, yeah, you've got two big zits on your nose!" FML
Today, as the only female manager, I had to talk to a worker about her hygiene. I asked if she had the means and a place to shower. She rolled her eyes and said of course she did, but found daily bathing unnecessary, and that a couple times a month does her just fine. The whole staff would disagree. FML
Today, I worked in a clinic as a intern. A nurse was called to dry a woman's hair. I followed her, trying to be a good intern. After the nurse was done, the 72 year old woman took off her bathrobe. While looking at me she sat down, her legs wide open. And, yes, she knew she was naked. FML
Today, at the end of my shift with a long line of customers, the older woman I was checking out calmly said, "You should take a minute to fix your hair dear, we have all been talking about it while we waited." FML
Today, I used a public restroom with very shiny floors. So shiny, in fact, that I could see a clear reflection of the person in the next stall. I'm pretty sure they could see me too. FML
Today, I went to my gynecologist's for a check-up. After the doctor checked me I went to the bathroom. It turns out the walls aren't soundproofed, because I could hear the doctor telling his assistant, "God! How did she ever find a husband?" FML
Today, while working at my tanning salon, a woman came in and I put her in a booth, which are all stand up. After she comes out, I go in to clean it and realize that floor is all wet. I questioned her about it and she replies, "Oh, I peed, that's not a drain?". FML
Today, I went to the gynecologist. As she was checking me out, she said, "Wow. So you must get wet a lot." It took me several minutes to realize she was talking about my job bathing dogs. FML
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Top comments
ILikeKoalas 24
Well now you know, and now you can buy a curtain, and never make an appointment with that clinic
karcummings 19
hopefully you don't go to that pharmacy cause that would become awkward quickly.
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Comments (50)
whassallt26 13
Maybe put up a curtain or blind?
GeekGoddess1337 9
Nah, because that might make too much sense to begin with.
JustinJK 21
^I've never put curtains up or blinds in a bathroom. Modern bathroom windows are generally opaque.
ohSNAPyall 27
^You're a flasher too.
JustinJK 21
I actually don't mind being nude in public. I've walked around my apartment while naked plenty of times with all the window curtains drawn.
milehigh52 22
#38 That's not public. Walk around times square while nice and then I'll be impressed. And you will be arrested.
JustinJK 21
My apartment is on a very busy street. I've performed "activities" in public. I go jogging in the tiniest of shorts and go to the beach in swim briefs/speedos. I've been to nudist places like beaches. I've also done naked mile jogs (college yay). whatever haha
ILikeKoalas 24
Well now you know, and now you can buy a curtain, and never make an appointment with that clinic
SubparAtBest 23
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The person in the back of your picture kinda scares me... idk maybe its just the lighting or its cropped weird..
thejonac 21
sorry but that's actually quite irrelevant
cutiegroove 10
#2 I beg to differ! Now that they know what OP looks like naked, that wouldn't make exams so awkward. Maybe? There's a bright side to this, I'm just trying to find it.
The_fuzz_buzz 4
Putting in a frosted pane of glass could be a little pricey. I would say to go pick up some blinds.
sandman676 20
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Put on a show for them
karcummings 19
why would you ever think of that as a wise decision?
SubparAtBest 23
While for some people that would be awesome, many, im sure, would take offense to it. Such as the people at the clinic.
SubparAtBest 23
Additionally the whole reason that this is an fml is becuase she was kind of already putting on a show for them, only it was unintentional.
wondermoose 28
well at least she told you? sorry op I would be embarrassed! at least you know you have a choice to fix it
karcummings 19
hopefully you don't go to that pharmacy cause that would become awkward quickly.
live2loveurself 11
Clinic = doctor, not pharmacy
daz18m 15
Tell them that's the bathroom your sister uses and you'll let her know.
alsi21x 11
If they can see her naked then I'm sure they see her face too.
T1A2Z3 35
Maybe they're identical twins...
chuka81 27
Now she has ruined it for all the men with binoculars.
hank0311 10
Hell sounds like they where enjoying the show, remember if your shaking it, you should be getting dollars not loose change. Got to get that rent money some how
Miss_Whipped 43
The patients won't have money to pay her for 'shaking it' after they get through with all those medical bills.
Soloman212 28
Good joke, unfortunately this was posted from the UK.
Lillyyy06 6
Aww sorry OP, that sounds so embarrassing and awkward. At least she told you about it.