Today, my 4-year-old son's daycare called because he kissed a few girls. They explained he can't walk up and kiss little girls. I thought the situation was under control, until I was called an hour later to remove him from the premises for kissing little boys. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I can no longer leave my son at daycare, because at the age of 5, he's started manipulating the girls there into fighting over him. A kid lost a baby tooth in one such brawl. FML
Today, I just got done being yelled at by my son's headteacher and a bunch of parents, all because my 6 year-old son has been arranging kiss dates between his classmates in exchange for sweets and so on. My little pimp in training. Not a proud dad moment. FML
Today, my 4 year old son groped my breasts and said, "This is what daddy told me to do." FML
Today, my 2-year-old son put his hand on my face, gave me a sweet kiss, and put his cheek against mine. Then he slapped me hard enough to leave a mark, laughed, and scrambled away. FML
Today, I received a call from child care. Apparently, my four year-old boy tried to start a mosh pit during naptime. FML
Today, I finally found someone who liked me and wanted to kiss me. It was a 5-year-old at the daycare I work at. FML
Today, I took my son to the playground and watched him have fun. Minutes later, I was being shoved around and called a pedophile because I was there alone with no wife. By the time I convinced them I was innocent, my son was bawling. FML
Today, I was working as an intern at a day care. One of the kids touched my chest a couple of times, and I jokingly told him that he shouldn't touch old and ugly women like me. So he started groping the little girls instead. When the other teachers asked him why, he said I had told him to. FML
Today, I picked up my four year old son from daycare. As I was putting him in his car seat, I asked him if he had fun. He yelled, "Shut it, bitch!" FML
Today, I asked my 2 year old son to clean up his toys. When I bent down to give him a good job kiss afterwards, he punched me in the nose. FML
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Chloe555_fml 27
At least he does not discriminate.
inesbcr 13
He is a serial kisser
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Comments (74)
cassi2525 5
People are so ridiculous! No wonder our kids are growing up so fast! This stuff is totally normal for kids and acting like it isn't will mess them up! My son got suspended from kindergarten when he was 5 and was forbidden to attend field day because he pulled his pants down at school. I asked him why he did it and he said he couldn't get his wedgie out through his pants. He had no idea why he was in trouble.
NoName011 12
damn, lets just hope that he doesnt become gay/bisexual. that would really suck. i know id be pissed. Good luck with that OP
Mynamewontfi 40
It's better to hope OP's kid won't end up like you.
lulinator 40
Holy homophobe much?
dangousity 21
He's 4, daycare people do suck
KestrelGirl 15
That's adorable!
randomcritic 14
Teach him to high five people as soon as possible--it's fun and more sanitary!
PANDORUM89 21
I feel like they are overreacting. your 4 year old has no idea that kissing girls can lead to sex or inappropriate behavior. and that kissing boys can mean you are gay. he has probably realized that kissing is fun and feels weird/good and is copying what he has seen adults do. he doesn't know what it means so the fact that they can't handle the situation themselves is ridiculous. adults at a children's daycare should know how to address these problems.
Kramer1998 20
Your kid is a savage and your just gonna have to deal with it
jrn 14
So...would they have done the same if he had resumed kissing the girls? Or is he being removed cuz he's kissing boys?
yellowzinnias 20
He was removed because they had already received one warning. The sex of the kissees is moot.
aredvulpix 23
Aww how cute
SPN_lover666 27
Talk about an overreaction. A few years ago in Colorado Springs, a 6 year old boy was suspended and accused of sexual harassment after he kissed a 6 year old girls hand in class
I_Like_Dogs 28
What the hell is wrong with those people? That 6 year old sounds like a really sweet little gentleman. Seriously, her hand? This "sexual harassment" thing has gone way too far.
chinaski7628 32
I remember that case. He had actually been following that girl around, rough housing with her, and repeatedly kissing her over the course of a month or so (you can google the full details). The girl had asked him repeatedly to stop; she had even reported it to her teacher and parents. The teacher (and administration) talked to the boy's parents, who insisted he was just being friendly. The girl began to hate going to school and her parents were furious the school was doing nothing to stop it. The hand kissing was the last straw and the girl's parents threatened to sue. I believe they dropped the sexual harassment charges, but the boy was definitely in the wrong. For a month, this boy essentially stalked and forced unwanted attention on the girl, who asked him repeatedly to stop. She told her parents. She told her teachers. His parents blew it off as "boys will be boys", however that kind of behavior in a six year old is disturbing-- he learned that aggressive behavior somewhere. Hopefully the boy gets help, because predatory behavior that young is not right. I remember thinking at the time that it really says something about our society when people feel bad for the boy, but not the girl, who said no and did everything she was supposed to do, but was still violated by the boy.
SPN_lover666 27
#90, I didn't hear that update. The school should have made sure neither of them had contact with each other after the first time it happened. The parents of the boy should have nipped it in the bud too since it sounds like they didn't do anything to stop it. It happened around 2 years ago and I hope both of them got past it. Hopefully the boy got counseling, and the girl was able to get away from him
I_Like_Dogs 28
#90- Wow. That escalated quickly.