Today, my 250 pound boyfriend was on top of me while we were making out. I actually passed out in the middle of it from not being able to breathe. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I passed out while I was with my boyfriend in his garden. I woke up on the concrete just outside his house. Apparently, he'd tried to carry me in, but because he was too weak, he gave up and went to watch TV. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend passed out on the floor. Then I passed out, due to anxiety of seeing him passed out. FML
Today, I was being a little playful with my boyfriend when we began wrestling. He then put me in a choking headlock and wouldn't let me out until I "tapped out". FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML
Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML
Today, my boyfriend convinced me do an Insanity workout with him. I passed out during the warmup. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were asleep. Evidently, he was dreaming about being a UFC fighter, because, out of no where, he grabs the back of my head and punches me in the nose. I haven't been able to breathe right out of my nose all day. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch. He held a Kool Fruit in his teeth, and motioned for me to kiss him, so he could put it in my mouth. Just as he was about to do this, I inhaled. He then had to watch me dry retching, trying to get it back up. FML
Today, my boyfriend's head was on my lap. I bent down to kiss him. My stomach rolls got there first. FML
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NGM_47 0
I wonder how long it took him to find out that you had passed out o_O
unfortunate_13 5
why didn't you tell him you couldn't breath? it takes some time before passing out so how long where you choking without letting him know? YDI.
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Comments (137)
zjweldon 0
What is it with all of u people calling him fat??? I know somebody who weighs 250 pounds and he's the strongest guy I know... Muscle weighs more than fat so it's possible that he's really strong.
lexy88 0
and why is someone like that with a girl?
airplanefood 0
because some girls aren't shallow.
moonsolomon 0
I feel like he should have noticed you not being able to breathe. I mean, when your mouth stopped moving or you started gasping into his mouth that should've been a big clue that something was wrong.
BipolarBettie 0
250 POUNDS is not big for a guy. My guy weighs 255 and it is mostly because of muscles and he is tall
FogItNozzel 0
Um as a guy that weighs 251 pounds going out with a 103 pound girl I am a bit offended by this. I have never suffucated my gf and im a bit more on the cubby side of 250.
LadyAlathia 0
Uh, yeah. YDI. My 250 lb hubby has never deprived me of oxygen (unless there was a "safe word" involved, of course). Your boyfriend needs to learn how to use his arms, and you need to learn how to come up for air. Srsly.
i_hate_people_9 0
well its your fault! if u knew he was heavy u should've been on top!
FarSide 23
Maybe OP actually passed out from intense multiple spontaneous orgasms...
eternity103 0
That's not that big, my boyfriend is over 300 lbs and we never have any problems. Next time, just tell him to rest more of his weight on his knees or arms. You should be comfortable when you're being romantic.
marlux 0
well then switch sides it cant be much of a problem then