Today, my 250 pound boyfriend was on top of me while we were making out. I actually passed out in the middle of it from not being able to breathe. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I passed out while I was with my boyfriend in his garden. I woke up on the concrete just outside his house. Apparently, he'd tried to carry me in, but because he was too weak, he gave up and went to watch TV. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend passed out on the floor. Then I passed out, due to anxiety of seeing him passed out. FML
Today, I was being a little playful with my boyfriend when we began wrestling. He then put me in a choking headlock and wouldn't let me out until I "tapped out". FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML
Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML
Today, my boyfriend convinced me do an Insanity workout with him. I passed out during the warmup. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were asleep. Evidently, he was dreaming about being a UFC fighter, because, out of no where, he grabs the back of my head and punches me in the nose. I haven't been able to breathe right out of my nose all day. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch. He held a Kool Fruit in his teeth, and motioned for me to kiss him, so he could put it in my mouth. Just as he was about to do this, I inhaled. He then had to watch me dry retching, trying to get it back up. FML
Today, my boyfriend's head was on my lap. I bent down to kiss him. My stomach rolls got there first. FML
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NGM_47 0
I wonder how long it took him to find out that you had passed out o_O
unfortunate_13 5
why didn't you tell him you couldn't breath? it takes some time before passing out so how long where you choking without letting him know? YDI.
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Comments (137)
lovexshine 0
Ehh...I'm a tiny 95 lb girl with a 260+ lb fat boyfriend and we never have any trouble when he's on top of me when making out. He is very careful and makes sure he doesn't put all of his weight on me. I don't see how this could really be that extreme of a problem for you. Be cautious if you decide to have sex, though. Missionary position will be very difficult, I always have an issue with stomach getting in the way. And yes, huge fatties turn me on. Someone has to like them.
Lawlipop 3
I love you. :D And, OP, I pretty much agree with the YDI stance... not for dating someone who's heavy, but for not letting him know you were having trouble breathing in the first place.
amaranthphantom 0
I'm in a similar relationship. My husband is over 300 and i'm about 140. We never have any problems. And OP, you're a bitch for putting that up here. I bet he felt terrible about it. But if you continue to be retarded and not figure out ways to make out with him on top without asphyxiation, than at least come up with some sort of signal for him to move. Slapping his back or something.
Triplefool 0
You are so cool!!! I concur, guys need a little cushion for the pushin'. I wish I could get my bf to bulk up a bit.
GongButterfly 0
if he doesn't want to lose weight, then your on top.
chanman 0
I think a big muscular guy has enough ab/arm/back strength to keep his weight off his woman. I'm pretty sure this is a fat FML.
plexico 4
He was probably pounding too hard on your diaphragm.
TobyLuckhurst 0
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Too true!
chanman 0
pokemon win!
scorpioserpent 1
LMAO! Snorlax FTW
deaditegirl 0
YDI for not letting him know you couldn't breathe. Communication in relationships shouldn't be this difficult, people.
lerbear 0
This has happened to me too! And no, I am not fat, nor is my boyfriend. He is a division one football player at a college, and thats a lot of muscle laying on top of you! Switch. You on top... its more fun too!
xSceneSceneBabyx 0
time to call Jenny?