Today, my 250 pound boyfriend was on top of me while we were making out. I actually passed out in the middle of it from not being able to breathe. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I passed out while I was with my boyfriend in his garden. I woke up on the concrete just outside his house. Apparently, he'd tried to carry me in, but because he was too weak, he gave up and went to watch TV. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend passed out on the floor. Then I passed out, due to anxiety of seeing him passed out. FML
Today, I was being a little playful with my boyfriend when we began wrestling. He then put me in a choking headlock and wouldn't let me out until I "tapped out". FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML
Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML
Today, my boyfriend convinced me do an Insanity workout with him. I passed out during the warmup. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were asleep. Evidently, he was dreaming about being a UFC fighter, because, out of no where, he grabs the back of my head and punches me in the nose. I haven't been able to breathe right out of my nose all day. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch. He held a Kool Fruit in his teeth, and motioned for me to kiss him, so he could put it in my mouth. Just as he was about to do this, I inhaled. He then had to watch me dry retching, trying to get it back up. FML
Today, my boyfriend's head was on my lap. I bent down to kiss him. My stomach rolls got there first. FML
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NGM_47 0
I wonder how long it took him to find out that you had passed out o_O
unfortunate_13 5
why didn't you tell him you couldn't breath? it takes some time before passing out so how long where you choking without letting him know? YDI.
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Comments (137)
shelboo_fml 0
At least he didn't attempt using an air pump to put air in you afterward....right?
foxxilla 0
YDI. 250 isn't that heavy. If he really was squishing you that badly, you could've just quit sucking face for just a sec' and asked him to move. Pansy.
xxissuesxx 0
FHL, dude. and #44, chill your boner hoes. that's ******* awesome.
TheBrunetteDevil 0
well, 1. cruel for putting it up here and 2. ur bf must feel REALLY REALLY bad and ashamed to be poked at and made fun of over the internet. Way to go! *sarcasm*
reidcamphor 0
best comment ever!!
crazyiowans 0
I call F both your lives for 1. Him not being aware that he most likely outweighs you. 2. You not saying anything about it when you realized you couldn't breathe that well...
QuiteIntrigued 0
Just tell him next time or nicely push him off in the process and take on top or have both of you on each side--it's what I do.
bella_theresa 0
He's not necessarily fat, so you can all shut your mouths. Also, if he was, it's not shallow to not want to date him because he's not physically attractive to you (though it is rude to say the OP deserved it for dating a fat guy, that's just uncalled for). Call me a bitch, but that's biology. If you are not physically attracted to someone, it's because your genetic compatibility isn't that great. They don't need to be considered attractive by the general public, just you. My boyfriend doesn't weigh anywhere near that, but if he is laying on me, he can't put that much weight on me without me feeling squished, just because of how small I am.
swimmer14 0
lol geeez if he was 250 lbs. why'd you let him on you in the first place???
possumisawesome 0
Just because he's 250 pounds doesn't mean he's fat.I know a guy who's 6'5" 250 pounds, and he's not fat. I mean, he has a bit of belly, but that's normal. I'm kind of thinking YDI though, for not somehow letting him know that you couldn't breathe, be it with words or actions.