Today, my 250 pound boyfriend was on top of me while we were making out. I actually passed out in the middle of it from not being able to breathe. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I passed out while I was with my boyfriend in his garden. I woke up on the concrete just outside his house. Apparently, he'd tried to carry me in, but because he was too weak, he gave up and went to watch TV. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend passed out on the floor. Then I passed out, due to anxiety of seeing him passed out. FML
Today, I was being a little playful with my boyfriend when we began wrestling. He then put me in a choking headlock and wouldn't let me out until I "tapped out". FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML
Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML
Today, my boyfriend convinced me do an Insanity workout with him. I passed out during the warmup. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were asleep. Evidently, he was dreaming about being a UFC fighter, because, out of no where, he grabs the back of my head and punches me in the nose. I haven't been able to breathe right out of my nose all day. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch. He held a Kool Fruit in his teeth, and motioned for me to kiss him, so he could put it in my mouth. Just as he was about to do this, I inhaled. He then had to watch me dry retching, trying to get it back up. FML
Today, my boyfriend's head was on my lap. I bent down to kiss him. My stomach rolls got there first. FML
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NGM_47 0
I wonder how long it took him to find out that you had passed out o_O
unfortunate_13 5
why didn't you tell him you couldn't breath? it takes some time before passing out so how long where you choking without letting him know? YDI.
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Comments (137)
Rowbin 0
YDI for dating a fatass.
foryoublue94 0
I'd say YDI for having a fat boyfriend, and letting him get on top of you... but 250 pounds doesn't always make a fat guy...
helpmeiamblind 0
*agrees with so many smart people* YDI for dating a FATTY!!! Give him a salad and tell him he doesn't get to suck your face unless he loses some weight.
Trooth 13
lol. Okay first, maybe you should've been on top. It's not plain to see what the outcome of being on the bottom of 250 lbs of man fat would do to a person. Second...I added this to my favorites because this was HILARIOUS.
nuutsacker 0
YDI for being a woman
shighappens 0
LMAO
bschro30 0
you gain weight or he loses some. or dump his fat ass
Hawkd 0
Are you a toothpick or something?
omgwtflolz 0
YDI for letting him be on top of you. YOU'RE supposed to be on top.
123sploosh 0
no.
plexico 4
Dump him. If he won't support his own weight when he is on top of you, he won't support you when you are married. No future.