Today, my 250 pound boyfriend was on top of me while we were making out. I actually passed out in the middle of it from not being able to breathe. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I passed out while I was with my boyfriend in his garden. I woke up on the concrete just outside his house. Apparently, he'd tried to carry me in, but because he was too weak, he gave up and went to watch TV. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend passed out on the floor. Then I passed out, due to anxiety of seeing him passed out. FML
Today, I was being a little playful with my boyfriend when we began wrestling. He then put me in a choking headlock and wouldn't let me out until I "tapped out". FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML
Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML
Today, my boyfriend convinced me do an Insanity workout with him. I passed out during the warmup. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were asleep. Evidently, he was dreaming about being a UFC fighter, because, out of no where, he grabs the back of my head and punches me in the nose. I haven't been able to breathe right out of my nose all day. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch. He held a Kool Fruit in his teeth, and motioned for me to kiss him, so he could put it in my mouth. Just as he was about to do this, I inhaled. He then had to watch me dry retching, trying to get it back up. FML
Today, my boyfriend's head was on my lap. I bent down to kiss him. My stomach rolls got there first. FML
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NGM_47 0
I wonder how long it took him to find out that you had passed out o_O
unfortunate_13 5
why didn't you tell him you couldn't breath? it takes some time before passing out so how long where you choking without letting him know? YDI.
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Comments (137)
aback 5
Twin beds, smaller boyfriend, or never allow his lard ass on top of you. You're not so desperate for a guy that you have to be suffocated, are you?
Moms_Bestfriend 0
how do you people know hes fat she didnt say he was fat he couldve been tall or something and whats wrong with a fat guy anyways you shallow people never give those type of people a chance and that wasnt the point of this fml she was talking about how she passed out while kissing her bf
sublime93 0
"morbidly obese" I'm reminded of that episode in Family Guy.
Orakulum 0
FHL for being a fatass. you're probably not much of a looker yourself.
drunkfather 0
^ This.
Shyman4ever 0
The man isn't supposed to be on top of the girl at this generation. It's supposed to be the other way around no matter the weigh of the boy and the girl.
trilliamme 0
Uh, what?
junomcguff_fml 0
Is he very muscullar or are you dating a fattie??
chux4w 0
So...did he carry on?
DameGreyWulf 1
HAH! Nice one, fool. Don't just lay there and let him squish you; do something about it! Well, I guess you don't need to now. Hopefully he won't be so afraid of killing you that he will never play "cuddle-monster" with you.
MetalxRocker 0
You shouldn't let him be on top. And whoa I moderated this one, that's cool.
alice_xoxo 0
LOL my boyfriend is 250 pounds too ! he squishes me too >:(