Today, my PE teacher was yelling at me because I got exhausted too quickly. As we neared the end of the exercise, he declared, "I will let y'all go early if [my name] doesn't give up halfway through this part." With all of the pressure on me, I forced myself to keep going. Then I promptly collapsed. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my PE teacher yelled at me for not trying hard enough in class. This my second week back after being in the hospital with a collapsed lung. FML
Today, I ran the mile in gym class. I was the second to last person to finish, and I was left panting and feeling faint. When the teacher found out I hadn't come in dead last, he accused me of skipping a lap and is now making me rerun the entire thing. FML
Today, I'd signed up to try a workout class at the gym. However, as soon as the instructor started the class, I realized it was much more intense than I had anticipated. I ended up passing out and had to be carried out of the class by the instructor. FML
Today, I ran a mile for my gym class. While I managed to cut two minutes off my time, a few minutes later I felt dizzy and nauseous, which I thought was because I pushed myself too hard. I collapsed and vomited in front of everyone. Not a single person moved to help me. Not even the teacher. FML
Today, I was up against two others in a 120m race on my school's sports day. Unexpectedly, I heard my name being chanted from most of the classes watching and well, this made me want to win so much that I leaned forward too much whilst running and ended up tripping and rolling on the track. I heard loud sighs after. FML
Today, I had to run a timed mile. I'm terrible at running. During the run, I thought I was doing a good job. That is, until the teacher told me to stop because I was three laps behind everyone else. FML
Today, I told my gym trainer I’d do anything to get in shape. He challenged me to run a mile without stopping. I agreed, then got winded halfway through and dramatically collapsed on the track. A 70 year-oldish woman jogged past me and said, “You’ll live.” FML
Today, I tried a new workout class as part of my New Year's resolution to get fit. The instructor said, “Don’t worry, we’ll start easy.” Twenty minutes in, I was flat on the floor while everyone else continued effortlessly. When the instructor asked if I was OK, I gave a thumbs-up, but I haven’t been able to sit down since. FML
Today, my entire gym class had to run the 1600 with our coach calling out finishing times. My finishing time was reported as "3 days short of a year." FML
Today, I was in swimming practice at the pool. I suddenly got breathless, dizzy, and felt like I was drowning. I cried out to the instructor, telling him I had a weak heart. He shouted back, "I don't care about your love life! Swim, bitch!" FML
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Hangryko 32
That's called "abuse of power." File a complaint with the principal and your Board of Education.
Thaylok 17
Genetically you may not be made for the exercise the teacher was pushing. I am made for endurance not for power. so weight lifting and short distance speed running is something I genetically can't do. But I excel at long distance running or exercises that take stamina and endurance. Don't beat yourself up if you can't do that. Heck, I walked out of track practice on my coaches for that crap. They came back later apologizing and adding me to return. You do the best you can and who cares what they say.
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Thaylok 17
Genetically you may not be made for the exercise the teacher was pushing. I am made for endurance not for power. so weight lifting and short distance speed running is something I genetically can't do. But I excel at long distance running or exercises that take stamina and endurance. Don't beat yourself up if you can't do that. Heck, I walked out of track practice on my coaches for that crap. They came back later apologizing and adding me to return. You do the best you can and who cares what they say.
Hangryko 32
That's called "abuse of power." File a complaint with the principal and your Board of Education.
wrecklesswfire 3
pretty sure this is illegal
emmalou 19
But you did it! Be proud of yourself Growth is not comfortable. messed up moments like this. help you develop as a person