Today, my 23 year old boyfriend of 2 years was forced to dump me, over the phone, by his mother. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, after 4 days of avoiding me and screening his calls, my 24-year-old boyfriend sent his mother to break up with me on his behalf. FML
Technique
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How? He invited my mother to his house for coffee with his parents, and told her. She then had to come home and tell me I’d been dumped. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me. Why? He said his mom didn't want us together anymore. His mom died three years ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years called my house even though I was with him at the time. He needed to talk to my mom. He asked her to break up with me for him. FML
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wasn't feeling our two-month relationship was up to par with his parents' 30-year marriage, and, furthermore, I wasn't similar enough to his mother. FML
Corruption
Today, my boyfriend just told me that his mom told him to break up with me, and that she would pay him to do it. His mom is a bitch. FML
It's probably for the best
Today, my boyfriend couldn't go on a date with me because his mom said no. He's 23. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me two days before my birthday. Only to make it worse, I found out that he had been texting my mother on how to break up with me. To make it even worse, she was giving him tips. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
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Freeze_fml 17
It's for the best. Now you can find a man with a pair.
godlybacon 5
No way, that's awful! And at 23 he shouldn't be forced into things by his mother... FYL
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Comments (132)
TheLetterZero 7
Thank you for using commas instead of periods. It makes the FML so much more enjoyable. I'm sick of those FML's that think misusing periods makes it funnier.
PHiLLUPPH0REVER 1
Very mature of him.
283leis 8
Ummm does no1 here even wonder how old OP is and THAT'S why his mom made him break up bcuz there was a big age diff?
gema_rae 5
Whatever her age is, he should be old enough to think for himself. Unfortunately, few are the opinions formed solely by one mind, and in relationships, family tend to think they know better. Count yourself lucky girl, and chill with friends. I also recommend sneaking into the ex's mother's house with a whole lot of chilli powder... Best place for it is the toilet paper.
sarahbear1717 0
Hahaha it depends on how old you are
gleeklove 2
Mommas boy!!!! :P
bo1440 3
Wow, the mom is a jerk, but I can some different scenarios as to why the bf might be so spinless. Maybe the mom is paying for his college or other big ticket item, or rich, and treating to cut him off. If he's still living at home, probably treating to kick him out, and in today's economy he might not have many choices, other than to either sneak behind her back, or listen to her. But if he was any kind of a man and really loved her he would of found a way.
leadman1989 16
He could just be a spoiled rich kid "Break up with that Harley or no BMW for you" "mother I LOVE HER!!!" I'd rather break up than lose the car. if you loved him you'd understand. :p
qlue 2
Still having to hang on his mama ****
clementine00 1
Dam. that's really sad. You don't need someone who's such a mama's boy that he would break up with you because she doesn't like you. if he really cared about you, he would have told his mom where to go. I know it doesn't seem like it now, but really, it's all for the best.
fez667 0
i love my mother but **** the bitch if she ever forces me to break up with a crick i dated for 2 years tht guy needs a pair