Anonymous
United States
Today, my 23 year old boyfriend of 2 years was forced to dump me, over the phone, by his mother. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
coward
United Kingdom
Today, after 4 days of avoiding me and screening his calls, my 24-year-old boyfriend sent his mother to break up with me on his behalf. FML
dumped
This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
Wigan, United Kingdom
Technique
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How? He invited my mother to his house for coffee with his parents, and told her. She then had to come home and tell me I’d been dumped. FML
Babygirl
France
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me. Why? He said his mom didn't want us together anymore. His mom died three years ago. FML
justmylife
United States
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years called my house even though I was with him at the time. He needed to talk to my mom. He asked her to break up with me for him. FML
Nanabanana1
United States
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Anonymous
Brookfield, United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wasn't feeling our two-month relationship was up to par with his parents' 30-year marriage, and, furthermore, I wasn't similar enough to his mother. FML
fmlfromnorway
Nedre Frei, Norway
Corruption
Today, my boyfriend just told me that his mom told him to break up with me, and that she would pay him to do it. His mom is a bitch. FML
Serire
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Monroe, United States
It's probably for the best
Today, my boyfriend couldn't go on a date with me because his mom said no. He's 23. FML
neta_1996
Mabelvale, United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me two days before my birthday. Only to make it worse, I found out that he had been texting my mother on how to break up with me. To make it even worse, she was giving him tips. FML
rotezora
Basel, Switzerland
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
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Freeze_fml 17
It's for the best. Now you can find a man with a pair.
godlybacon 5
No way, that's awful! And at 23 he shouldn't be forced into things by his mother... FYL
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Comments (132)
NomOnShroomz 14
Wow, so manly!!
Wheredidgrungego 12
Mommy loves you!
DeathBunny218 37
This is happening to me right now :( It's horrible what parents will do
BeatlesObsessed 12
I feel you, girl. :c
Mekeritrig 15
You'll never be as good as his mom so the relationship was doomed from the start.
Ugi 27
If the two of you want to be together enough then you clearly need a place together, away from his mother. If you don't want it enough to make that happen (I am assuming that you are both of employable age) then it's time to find someone who's a little less of a mummy's boy.
jgduplante 9
Let me guess, he live at his parents'? If he still lives under their roof, they can still make him do things, especially by threatening to kick him out.
loserman67 36
23 years old, still living at home and still letting his mother run his life????? Does she cut his meat and wipe his butt for him as well??? You are so much better off now. Imagine if had married this guy. I bet his mother would have demanded that you two either live with her or she come live with you. Throw yourself a party, go get your brains ****** out by a total stranger and start over!
polocity 0
Yea listen to a guy named loser man. He obviously has a good thing going. R u a fat pig cause that may be the reason he used this excuse
Lily_lops95 0
What the **** is wrong with you dude?
rae_munchkin 6
You are better off without a momma's boy!
twinny_sc 13
"A momma's boy don't make no woman a good man."
rarememory 7
Shoulda told him well tell ya momma my momma said (kevin hart voice) to mind her GOD DAMN BUSINESS!