Today, my 23 year old boyfriend of 2 years was forced to dump me, over the phone, by his mother. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, after 4 days of avoiding me and screening his calls, my 24-year-old boyfriend sent his mother to break up with me on his behalf. FML
Technique
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How? He invited my mother to his house for coffee with his parents, and told her. She then had to come home and tell me I’d been dumped. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me. Why? He said his mom didn't want us together anymore. His mom died three years ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years called my house even though I was with him at the time. He needed to talk to my mom. He asked her to break up with me for him. FML
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wasn't feeling our two-month relationship was up to par with his parents' 30-year marriage, and, furthermore, I wasn't similar enough to his mother. FML
Corruption
Today, my boyfriend just told me that his mom told him to break up with me, and that she would pay him to do it. His mom is a bitch. FML
It's probably for the best
Today, my boyfriend couldn't go on a date with me because his mom said no. He's 23. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me two days before my birthday. Only to make it worse, I found out that he had been texting my mother on how to break up with me. To make it even worse, she was giving him tips. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Top comments
Freeze_fml 17
It's for the best. Now you can find a man with a pair.
godlybacon 5
No way, that's awful! And at 23 he shouldn't be forced into things by his mother... FYL
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Comments (132)
sudasco89 0
I had this happen to me too....these boys need to man the heck up and tell mommy no! Lol
anmo 4
Is he Mexican lol
mileyfan17 8
You don't need a mamas boy! If he did that to you he's not worth your time.
hoonyer 17
you deserve more than a spineless dick
TheRealBrianGrif 7
I wish my mother did that for me when I was 23... Might have saved the ugly divorce
NikkiCat 0
get a real man that doesn't always do what mommy tells him....
renlady_86 3
Wow...
max13_fml 8
wow thats pathetiv
ZielZone 4
ROFL... And this is really a big loss?? Do you REALLY want a panty waste mamma's boy who doesn't have the stones to cut the apron strings for a boyfriend??? Women date losers like this, then question where the "real men" are...
cmart_1985 0
That's a boy, not a man...