Today, my 23 year old boyfriend of 2 years was forced to dump me, over the phone, by his mother. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, after 4 days of avoiding me and screening his calls, my 24-year-old boyfriend sent his mother to break up with me on his behalf. FML
Technique
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How? He invited my mother to his house for coffee with his parents, and told her. She then had to come home and tell me I’d been dumped. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me. Why? He said his mom didn't want us together anymore. His mom died three years ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years called my house even though I was with him at the time. He needed to talk to my mom. He asked her to break up with me for him. FML
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wasn't feeling our two-month relationship was up to par with his parents' 30-year marriage, and, furthermore, I wasn't similar enough to his mother. FML
Corruption
Today, my boyfriend just told me that his mom told him to break up with me, and that she would pay him to do it. His mom is a bitch. FML
It's probably for the best
Today, my boyfriend couldn't go on a date with me because his mom said no. He's 23. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me two days before my birthday. Only to make it worse, I found out that he had been texting my mother on how to break up with me. To make it even worse, she was giving him tips. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
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Freeze_fml 17
It's for the best. Now you can find a man with a pair.
godlybacon 5
No way, that's awful! And at 23 he shouldn't be forced into things by his mother... FYL
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Comments (132)
suckstoobeyou 0
Can you say momma's boy? That just sucks, and tell him to grow up and be a man.... Its nor like his mom is gonna take care of some needs you can;)
Calyx_fml 22
He might not even know that his mom dumped him. Perhaps you should actually talk with him to make sure. If its true then you're better off.
suckstoobeyou 0
You should reread it, It says HE was forced to break up with her by his mom over the phone..... So ya he knew about it....he's the one who broke up with her
melonsisback 6
If his mother controls him that much, you don't need him
BritLass 15
Your better off without a 'Man' who's so whipped by his mother that he'll dump you for her!! :D
sugarkiller_fml 6
Incredibly fabulous control freak!
fbethslife 21
His mother did not force him to do anything. He chose to let her control his life. My mom tried to make me break up with my boyfriend too, just because she didn't like him. I stuck it out and stayed with him, and now she not only approves of him, but she's helping us plan our wedding. At that age, this guy's mother has no right to tell him how to live his life. If he's letting her, he's not worth it. Sorry, OP. I'm sure you'll find a worthwhile guy when the time is right.
steelman112 1
You must have pissed his mom off.
laideehawk 6
Boyfriend needs to cut the cord.
KnucklesDeep 5
This is a blessing. Any 23-year-old who is forced by his mother to do something like this is clearly lacking spine, balls and anything else that makes a man a man. You wouldn't want to be stuck with a boy, and he is a boy, so be thankful it ended now and things didn't get serious or you'd be stuck with both of them on one very miserable honeymoon.
sworn_infidel 0
Sounds like your clear from the zero, now find you a hero