Anonymous
United States
Today, my 23 year old boyfriend of 2 years was forced to dump me, over the phone, by his mother. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
coward
United Kingdom
Today, after 4 days of avoiding me and screening his calls, my 24-year-old boyfriend sent his mother to break up with me on his behalf. FML
dumped
This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
Wigan, United Kingdom
Technique
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How? He invited my mother to his house for coffee with his parents, and told her. She then had to come home and tell me I’d been dumped. FML
Babygirl
France
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me. Why? He said his mom didn't want us together anymore. His mom died three years ago. FML
justmylife
United States
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years called my house even though I was with him at the time. He needed to talk to my mom. He asked her to break up with me for him. FML
Nanabanana1
United States
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Anonymous
Brookfield, United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wasn't feeling our two-month relationship was up to par with his parents' 30-year marriage, and, furthermore, I wasn't similar enough to his mother. FML
fmlfromnorway
Nedre Frei, Norway
Corruption
Today, my boyfriend just told me that his mom told him to break up with me, and that she would pay him to do it. His mom is a bitch. FML
Serire
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Monroe, United States
It's probably for the best
Today, my boyfriend couldn't go on a date with me because his mom said no. He's 23. FML
neta_1996
Mabelvale, United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me two days before my birthday. Only to make it worse, I found out that he had been texting my mother on how to break up with me. To make it even worse, she was giving him tips. FML
rotezora
Basel, Switzerland
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
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Freeze_fml 17
It's for the best. Now you can find a man with a pair.
godlybacon 5
No way, that's awful! And at 23 he shouldn't be forced into things by his mother... FYL
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Comments (132)
PremierWu1 7
Seems like his mom also thought that tornadoes and hurricanes are the same thing.
good41thing198 7
He lied. Pretty pathetic lie. More pathetic, she bought it.
Lily_lops95 0
F*ck that!! I would kick that b*tch in the cooter!
yazzy101 11
I think ur better off without him
underguarded 20
What did you expect from a guy living with his mother?
Kristoffer 35
Better off without him, I say. Can't be much of a man if he lets his mother push him around. On the other hand, he'd likely let you push him around, too. Go talk to his mama and see if she'll make him come crawling back to you.
jacieg97 0
Thats terrible, just yesterday i got dumped over text from my boyfriend of 5 months because we 'never saw eachother' even tho everytime i tried to go to lunch with him he just wanted to go with his friends.
EPICROCKERNINJA 8
If he listens to his mom at TWENTY THREE,and can't learn how to be a real adult,He probably wasn't even worth it.
thewife5 19
How sad.. Sounds like your ex-boyfriend needs a job and his own place and start making his own decisions. However, you should be happy to be rid of her!
MMAlegendDAWT 0
Momma always said girls were duh devil...