Anonymous
United States
Today, my 23 year old boyfriend of 2 years was forced to dump me, over the phone, by his mother. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
coward
United Kingdom
Today, after 4 days of avoiding me and screening his calls, my 24-year-old boyfriend sent his mother to break up with me on his behalf. FML
dumped
This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
Wigan, United Kingdom
Technique
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How? He invited my mother to his house for coffee with his parents, and told her. She then had to come home and tell me I’d been dumped. FML
Babygirl
France
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me. Why? He said his mom didn't want us together anymore. His mom died three years ago. FML
justmylife
United States
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years called my house even though I was with him at the time. He needed to talk to my mom. He asked her to break up with me for him. FML
Nanabanana1
United States
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Anonymous
Brookfield, United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wasn't feeling our two-month relationship was up to par with his parents' 30-year marriage, and, furthermore, I wasn't similar enough to his mother. FML
fmlfromnorway
Nedre Frei, Norway
Corruption
Today, my boyfriend just told me that his mom told him to break up with me, and that she would pay him to do it. His mom is a bitch. FML
Serire
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Monroe, United States
It's probably for the best
Today, my boyfriend couldn't go on a date with me because his mom said no. He's 23. FML
neta_1996
Mabelvale, United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me two days before my birthday. Only to make it worse, I found out that he had been texting my mother on how to break up with me. To make it even worse, she was giving him tips. FML
rotezora
Basel, Switzerland
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Top comments
Freeze_fml 17
It's for the best. Now you can find a man with a pair.
godlybacon 5
No way, that's awful! And at 23 he shouldn't be forced into things by his mother... FYL
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Comments (132)
summerbreeze888 10
It just keeps on getting worse and worse hey OP?
Comet_Candy 23
Mother knows best!
mramnauth 0
He's a bitch
ndhin831 2
I would say fyl except I think you're better off without him.
mcbobob 0
maybe mother got jealous an wanted to replace u maybe she gives him things u can't or maybe he just doesn't like you but I'd go for the second one
Playful1985 9
Talk about Oedipal complex
Lovesglee 3
My responce if I was u: 'well **** u'
cajunkid 0
what a little bitch!
gemno333 8
well i agree some of the others. he`s 23 and has been with u 2 yrs and he`s mommy makes him break up with u. =_= seriously. sounds like u could do much better. the choices he makes are his. not his mommy`s.
Egnar 19
Maybe, just maybe your boyfriend of 2 years is just a little girl whose unable to confront feelings and thought that by making a 3rd party the reason for the break up it would make things easier for you, even if he really just wanted to break up with you. It's a pretty big tactic, just not for dating, especially when you don't wanna go somewhere "mom said I can't", "mom said I have to do this", etc.