Today, I spent 4 hours making a cheesecake for my brother's girlfriend, which she begged me for a week to make. After my oven breaking and having to buy a new hand mixer, she tells me she's not going to eat it because this morning she decided to try being a vegan because, "it sounds interesting." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after working all day to make a big vegan meal for my family, hoping it would get them to become vegans as well, my brother thought it appropriate to pass around a block of cheese for everyone to grate over the pasta dish. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a fight after the gym. Then, a cheesecake I'd baked for a client cracked all the way through. Then, my oven broke as I was trying to make a new one, so I left to bake it at a friend's house, at which point I locked my keys and all of my supplies inside my car. FML
Today, I woke up early and spent hours baking and icing a three-tier cake for my friend's eighteenth birthday, which is this evening. I just found out my mother threw it in the compost bin because she's on a diet and it was "tempting" her. FML
Today, it's my three month anniversary with my girlfriend and so I decided to bake her a cake from scratch. It took me three hours, a call to my mom, three different recipe books, and half my pantry. On the way to her house, I stopped to pick up flowers and left the cake in the car. It melted. FML
Today, I spent a solid four hours and over one hundred dollars preparing a nice fancy meal for my new girlfriend. A delicious three pound rack of ribs with a sweet and sour marinade. Steam broccoli with melted cheese. Home made buttermilk biscuits. I serve the meal. She doesn't eat beef. FML
Today, I spent my entire day off making a brisket. It had been cooking for 8 hours when, just before dinner, I went for a quick jog. In that time my girlfriend came home and ruined it by trying to make it the way she wanted. I'm a chef and she's an office worker. We couldn't eat it. FML
Today, I volunteered to bring a homemade dessert to a family dinner. I made a cheesecake, decorated it beautifully, and carried it across town on the train. When I arrived, everyone complimented it. Then I realized I'd forgotten the removable bottom of the pan, so the cheesecake was still sitting inside a metal ring and couldn't be served. FML
Today, my sister convinced my girlfriend that I cheated on her. All because I took the first slice of her birthday cake. FML
Today, I spent hours baking an apple pie to impress my future mother-in-law. I was especially proud of the fact I'd made the crust and filling myself. When I served it to her, she picked off the crust and, between mouthfuls, bitched that it was nothing like canned pie filling. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house for dinner with his family. His mom cooked up a steak dinner, except that I'm a vegan, but trying to be a good girlfriend, I forced it down. Upon his mother finding out I was a vegan, she called me "disloyal to my beliefs." FML
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ojosRojos 28
More for you, and now you have an excuse not to make her anything else. Sounds like a win/win to me!
mssileas 25
And that's how you get people to never ever do you any favors again. :) If it's any consolation, the oven would have broken either way and it never hurts to own kitchen appliances - and also you know right away that she's a fluke before it involved anything more serious than a cake.
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ojosRojos 28
More for you, and now you have an excuse not to make her anything else. Sounds like a win/win to me!
mssileas 25
And that's how you get people to never ever do you any favors again. :) If it's any consolation, the oven would have broken either way and it never hurts to own kitchen appliances - and also you know right away that she's a fluke before it involved anything more serious than a cake.
RichardPencil 32
Sounds like the opposite of an FML. You suddenly have to eat a lot of cheesecake? And you want me to feel sorry for you?
IrieStorm 9
Now you get it all to yourself, sounds fine to me.
Sam Siggers 8
you can do 2 things, eat all the cake yourself or with your partner/friend. OR you could get a little revenge by throwing it in her face or be creative, take bits of cake and place them in her shoes, clothes that she wont use for a few days. it is satisfying to see horror of the aftermath with all your hardwork. dont let your hard work go to waste. eat it all yourself with friends n family or be a bit of a revengeful prick. it is harmless and gets your point across.
Emily Lyn 2
Yummy cheesecake! I'll take it!!