Today, my 23 year old boyfriend of 2 years was forced to dump me, over the phone, by his mother. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, after 4 days of avoiding me and screening his calls, my 24-year-old boyfriend sent his mother to break up with me on his behalf. FML
Technique
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How? He invited my mother to his house for coffee with his parents, and told her. She then had to come home and tell me I’d been dumped. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me. Why? He said his mom didn't want us together anymore. His mom died three years ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years called my house even though I was with him at the time. He needed to talk to my mom. He asked her to break up with me for him. FML
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wasn't feeling our two-month relationship was up to par with his parents' 30-year marriage, and, furthermore, I wasn't similar enough to his mother. FML
Corruption
Today, my boyfriend just told me that his mom told him to break up with me, and that she would pay him to do it. His mom is a bitch. FML
It's probably for the best
Today, my boyfriend couldn't go on a date with me because his mom said no. He's 23. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me two days before my birthday. Only to make it worse, I found out that he had been texting my mother on how to break up with me. To make it even worse, she was giving him tips. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
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Freeze_fml 17
It's for the best. Now you can find a man with a pair.
godlybacon 5
No way, that's awful! And at 23 he shouldn't be forced into things by his mother... FYL
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Comments (132)
fuckkyeaaaalaura 12
Oh hell no! Good think he broke up with you because you need a Guy who can stand up for himself & grow some.
tnglator 4
U must be fat
xxpaigeyy 2
If he's 23 and his mom still tells him what to do he must be a winner. :D
thejedi08 10
sorry karlll
bramberkhout 10
Good thing, you wanted to become part of THAT family?!
kareltje 17
Don't you just love people with a solid spine? Sorry to bring this to you, girl, but he's been (and will be until death do them part) in a relationship with his mom, not with you. Move on, get someone worthy of what you have to offer.
colbyhaight 0
And you are how old?? If you don't mined me asking
SirChillAlot85 1
At some point he needs to man up and take control of his life because if he doesn't it's going to continue happen into his thirties, and another point is his mom is not always going to be around so he better learned to take care of himself.
kdlaws 0
My boyfriends parents don't want him to be with me and he stood up to them and is only 15 .... Obviously your now ex boyfriend needs to grow a pair .
TeeheeWoof01 0
That happened to me 3 days ago