Today, my boyfriend of 3 years called my house even though I was with him at the time. He needed to talk to my mom. He asked her to break up with me for him. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after 4 days of avoiding me and screening his calls, my 24-year-old boyfriend sent his mother to break up with me on his behalf. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML
Today, my boyfriend just told me that his mom told him to break up with me, and that she would pay him to do it. His mom is a bitch. FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend talking with my father in the backyard. I thought he was asking for my hand in marriage. He was actually telling him about his plans to break up with me. FML
Today, my 23 year old boyfriend of 2 years was forced to dump me, over the phone, by his mother. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend called my parents to let them know I broke up with him. He was sobbing. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend talking to his mom about me. It sounded like they were planning something for me, like a marriage. They were planning how to break up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me. Why? He said his mom didn't want us together anymore. His mom died three years ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How? He invited my mother to his house for coffee with his parents, and told her. She then had to come home and tell me I’d been dumped. FML
Today, I got a phone call from my mother asking me if I was okay. Confused, I asked her what she meant. She then told me that my boyfriend had broken up with me, and she just wanted to make sure I was handling it alright. I had to find out my relationship was over from my mom. FML
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Top comments
georggx 3
that's so pathetic! he needs to grow up and grow some...
baby_gurl2405 0
Well then maybe hun, you should call his house and ask his dad to let him know he's a douche.
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Comments (74)
Johnaldo 3
Smooth.
Shookitup 0
what a fagbag.
Sicarri 2
Haha what a dickless bastard! OP, seriously, if hasn't even got the balls to break up with you in a decent way you are WAY better off...
killpro 0
did you make him a sammich?
americuzz 8
wow what a douche!! don't worry op if he doesn't even have the balls to break up with u on the phone then you don't deserve him. I suggest u call him and tell him how great the sex was and at the last second say " o crap wrong number!" :))
xSummerRosaleex 1
That's just sad..
nishant5456 0
I bet ur mom was happy about it.But it's alright just find another douche bag.It's easy.
RTRbryant 0
that guy is a cockwrangler
msuniversforevr 0
so did you call his dad and ask him to beat him?
StunnerSarah 0
I dobut this acutally happened. >_<
hey123hey123 0
yay I'm 1 again
sports_chic 6
wat a coward! why couldn't he just say it to ur face!??
BehindTheSun 2
Because then it wouldn't be an FML, thus leaving me one story about someone else's pain short to laugh about, duh.
WeScReamSoLOud 0
hahah I was thinking the same thing behindthesun. AW hamburgers, that sucks. GET PAYBACK: it involves a golf club, his sac, a hard ass swing and him screaming why once u walk away.GOOD LUCK
st0815 9
Maybe because she would make a big scene, or be all clingy and stuff. Just saying: that could be part of the problem.
georggx 3
that's so pathetic! he needs to grow up and grow some...
Justincolon22 15
I'll say ha.
xStiina 0
what a fagg.. kick his sack.
BehindTheSun 2
I think the message in the story is that he's clearly in lack of a sack. (Did anyone else notice that rhyme???)
ucofresh 4
Nice word choice xSti... Assuming by your lack of intelligent word flow you're about to turn twelve? Learn some proper grammar and your comments might in fact be looked at with a little more than disgust.
BehindTheSun 2
Wow. Someone has that stick WAY up there. Calm down, that comment wasn't necessary. Just unclench the sphincter and take a few deep breaths.
ucofresh 4
Stick way up there? Wow.. Who was even talking to you? Trust me... when we are inclined to ask for a childish opinion we'll be sure to give you shout. Until then I suggest you mind your own business.
dancing_gurl_171 0
you posted on the INTERNET! it's all of our business now. go take a walk
BehindTheSun 2
This is FML, buddy. You want to talk about stocks and politics? Not the right site. You posted an incredibly rude, demeaning, and arrogant comment. It would have been wrong to allow it to pass with addressing it. Now if you will, kindly remove yourself from this site until you can play nice.
georggx 3
he doesn't have one..
AeolusMDD 0
Indeed, even if OP is the craziest of crazy bitches thats still no reason to use mom as a middle-man
Kanvis78 0
It's better tahn a text from the bathroom " bring me some TP and you're dead to me" hah
ucofresh 4
Haha.. One of my girlfriends had her boyfriend, the father of her 2 children, come home from work, go to the upstairs bathroom and breakup with her via text message. She was devastated. He was a pussy ass, wet rag. Men like that are disgusting. And for the record, "girlfriend" is meaning one of my friends who happens to have a set of XX chromosomes.
Big_Boner 3
ROFL wow, you're better off without him OP.
vivr 0
your boyfriend is such a wimp!!.. ex to be exact
stevothedevo 25
Ex wimp?
gijoe33w 0
Tell that bitch of a boyfriend to man up and grow a set. Sorry OP FYL.