Today, in biology class, I kept seeing a fly or a mosquito buzzing past my face and I kept trying to swat at it… only to realize that it was a ceiling sprinkler that was about 10 feet away. I have no depth perception. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was taking a piss at the urinal when a fly started buzzing around my head. It started getting in my face, so I tried to swat it away. After about 10 seconds of intense swatting, I looked down to find I had pissed all over my shoes and down the front of my trousers. FML
Today, I put up one of those hanging fly catchers in my room due to the unsettling amount of flies in the house. I remarked how stupid flies were to land on them. Within an hour, I got up and walked straight into it. FML
Today, a small fly flew straight up into my nose. I spent 10 minutes trying to blow/scratch/pick it out to no avail. I can still feel it moving. FML
Today, I was taking a piss at a urinal when a fly started harassing me. I got so annoyed, I tried to swat it. Didn't go too well. I ended up losing control of my stream, soaking the guy beside me. He busted my face in. FML
Today, while I was relaxing outside drinking a beer after a long day, a moth decided to fly right into my ear canal. I instinctively threw my hand up to swat it out. With the same hand holding the beer. I soaked the side of my face and down my ear. At least I got the bug out. FML
Today, I woke up to a huge, disgusting bug next to my bed. As I tried to squish it, it suddenly flew off at high speed. Now I'm lying in bed, awake and terrified because I can hear it buzzing around but can't see it anywhere. FML
Today, a fly landed on my ear. The suddenly loud buzzing noise scared me so badly that out of instinct, I punched the side of my head so hard that I actually made myself really dizzy. The worst part? I didn't kill the fly. Jackass fly: 1, Dumbass me: 0. FML
Today, I was on the bus during rush hour. A fly started buzzing around my head, and I swatted at it, at the exact moment the woman beside me decided to get out of her seat and put her face straight in the path of my hand. FML
Today, while squishing a stink bug, it sprayed directly in my eye. FML
Today, I woke up by inhaling a fly up my nose, and feeling it twitching and slowly dying inside my nasal cavity. FML
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alpuppy 0
Lack of depth perception blows, I feel your pain.
Eir_fml 1
The problem here is that the sprinkler kept buzzing past your face, more than your depth perception. When something like that happens, you should tell someone or ignore it well.
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alpuppy 0
Lack of depth perception blows, I feel your pain.
fsebastianslife 0
FIRST WHOREEE!!!! lol jk
tpreston 0
ok op my girlfriend and I have no depth perception and it doesn't work like that. You can see distance judging by it's size compared to it's surroundings. it just means you're eyes don't align properly. also it "buzzing around" is completely unexplainable. movement is not a side effect of no depth perception
facilitator 0
exactly, I only have one functioning eye but I can still judge depth from relative size and overlaying objects (though it sucks everything is in 3d now)
tpreston 0
I know I hate 3d movies now. theirs no difference other than its blurry
infinitegrace 21
The movement he was talking about could possibly be him just looking around and just the glance of it makes it look like it's moving. That happens to me all the time, I think something is moving because I barely got a look at it or I moved to fast but it was perfectly still the whole time. #21
LoLoLo_fml 0
Hahahahahaha, c'mon that's a funny part of the day, not bad!
Eir_fml 1
The problem here is that the sprinkler kept buzzing past your face, more than your depth perception. When something like that happens, you should tell someone or ignore it well.
MrBubblez98 13
How can you know to ignore it if you don't know how far away it is?
mrcarmine 0
lmao #7 yeah that's bad news. i wonder if Mith over here was on anything other than his/her chair...
Zoomuck 0
That must have been funny to see
kyle2bad 0
Agree with #10. Don't worry, it happens to me a lot too, but slightly less noticeably.
NoNameAtAll_fml 1
Poop tastse good
_krystallynn_ 11
what the **** is wrong with you?
Cyanidical_child 0
XD This is like, the best FML I've read all day, mostly because I see you as my friend Zach, who would then procceed to ask someone if said fly was bothering them too.,
SystemOfADown_fml 0
Moron.
Michael216 0
ydi for calling it a "fly mosquito". it's one or the other, not both.
Flamehog9 0
It was translated wrong, don't be so quick to judge.
DrFuzzyPickles 9
Agreed with #17 And don't be a douche.