myself
Seaside, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my 2-year-old told me he found a new finger puppet. It was a used condom. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Oh no.
Today, while cleaning out my daughter's closet, I found my missing dildo. It's a mold of my husband's penis. FML
Confused lesbian
Lynchburg, United States
Today, I found a used condom in my bed. I haven't had sex in months and now I'm terrified. FML
Anonymous
Carlton, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found the remnants of a condom in my dog’s poo. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found my favorite stuffed animal I had as a child in the trash bin. I took it out to find that it felt wet and smelt funny. Apparently, my younger brother cut a hole in the butt of it and used it to masturbate. FML
Chessmomma3
🌶️ Spicy
Today, my 18-month-old found our "naughty drawer." I found her carrying a "toy" all over the house. FML
ohEw
Pasadena, United States
Today, while doing my laundry, I found a very clean but presumably used ribbed condom in my freshly washed and dried sheets. It was not mine. FML
Anonymous
Cochrane, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, a homeless man tried to sell me a "magic, one-finger glove". It was a used condom. FML
Madison43097
United States 🌶️ Spicy
The Three Bears Conundrum
Today, I was cleaning out from underneath my bed and found a used condom. I've never had sex in my own room. FML
Fffhjno
Providence, United States
Today, I saw my two-year-old son trying to floss his teeth. He was using an earthworm. FML
jlujan00
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Albuquerque, United States
Or he's a drug mule?
Today, I cleaned up the dog poop from around the back yard. This is how I discovered that my dog's favorite snack appears to be used condoms. FML
Top comments
ManInTheMachine 20
If it's yours, I think you should be more ashamed of the fact that your condom can fit on a 2 year old's finger. If it's your husbands, then, well. . .
Nabee143 3
Yea I'm going to say YDI for the simple fact you shouldn't leave used condoms just laying around. Disgusting!
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Comments (148)
perdix 31
Looks like he's getting ready to give prostate exams.
Kyle225 3
At least he didnt chew on it... I hope..
emeraldisle 30
Dispose of your rubbish the proper way next time. YDI
jvmb 0
Looks like you're going to have to give him "the talk"
ebonyirony 29
He's 2. Just take it away.
immaMonsta 8
2 is a little early to be giving her son "the talk".
PlaidPanda 9
Seriously guys I'm assuming the original commenter is joking. come on now.
leeburns 5
At least he didn't think it was yogurt tube or freeze and eat it
Dracoboxer357 36
If your 2 year old found your used condom, can I assume you aren't throwing these things away properly? ;( Ick. (Assuming again it's yours. If not, how is this child getting a hold of used condoms anyhow?) ;P Poor kid, FHL. :p
foshizzle82 7
Agreed. Poor kid is right. Poor parenting too. What a disgrace.
jackii1313 9
You could say that He met some of what would of been his siblings!...
mario2012 18
YDI for not disposing it properly.
KaelaKhaotic 5
And you have a used condom laying around, why..?
mario2012 18
Oh I don't know. Maybe because the husband. And wife took it off and got it on? Just throwing that out there.
KaelaKhaotic 5
But the 2 year old shouldn't have gotten to it. As you said, OP deserves it for not disposing it properly.
outoftown 27
OP didn't say where the condom was found. Have you never seen one outside?
olpally 33
....thank god he doesn't know what it is... Have some dignity op and clean up after yourself, especially after sex... Jeez