Today, when I was at the gynecologist my dr told me that I was really tense and the exam would be impossible if I didnt relax. So I started thinking about my boyfriend to relax and my mind went back to our last sex session. I started getting wet. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was very tense as I sat in the chair for my gyno appointment, so the doctor repeatedly told me to relax, in order for her to do the routine exam. I then overcompensated and relaxed so much, I accidentally farted in her face. FML
Today, after a hard day on the wards as a trainee doctor, I went home and started getting frisky with my girlfriend. All I could think about was the anatomical names for what I was touching and doing. I felt physically sick. FML
Today, my gynecologist was having trouble with my exam due to me being "too tight." I'm 24. After the explanation of having been pretty inactive in over a year, she exclaimed, "Damn, girl, we really need to find you a boyfriend!" Yeah, tell me about it. FML
Today, after years of faking pleasure with my boyfriend, I visited the gynaecologist. As soon as she touched my privates I instinctively let out a fake moan. FML
Today, I had an anxiety attack when I was hanging out with my boyfriend. He pulled me close to him and I started to feel better, until he put my hand down his pants and around his penis and said, "Here! Try this to take your mind off it." FML
Today, I went to the gynecologist. In the waiting room they had decorative words that spelled out "Relax" and "Enjoy". FML
Today, I finally had sex with my boyfriend. I had never gotten so far with a guy, so I was really nervous. He was careful, we tried different positions, "it was fun" and he came. I barely felt anything. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't like having sex with me, because I get too wet and it makes him go limp. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in his bed watching football when it went to commercial. He started kissing my neck and trying to get me turned on. Then I remembered we'd be going to visit his mom soon, where we'd be playing Wii. That thought turned me on more than my boyfriend did. FML
Today, after a 3-month dry spell because I am recovering after having a baby, I was finally in the mood to get intimate with my husband. Foreplay was great, the sex was great until my back gave out right as I was about to cum. I can't move without intense pain. I just wanted to orgasm! FML
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Top comments
Blanche_fml 0
why would you think of sex? really.. you knew that would happen ydi
ecrw 0
Still less awkward than getting an erection during a physical though
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Comments (116)
Blanche_fml 0
why would you think of sex? really.. you knew that would happen ydi
FMLaddictaylor 0
Better luck next time!
Sakeyaki 0
Sex thoughts at the gynecologist = BAD. Or...arousing. Dunno.
trxye 2
The picture of you and your sun is so cute
Ender_ 0
I agree with #1. The doctor told you to relax not think of sex.
todo350 0
ur photo is so cute (:
ecrw 0
Still less awkward than getting an erection during a physical though
kevint9911 15
dam
mrguy266 0
Ouch, dam that would suck..
fwtfmls 0
Dam
MiGman 5
actually 5 it's pretty much the same thing
Omgplz 3
Why does no one know how to spell "Damn"? "dam" is what beavers make.
drewgreenan 0
Daum
randomballer 0
DAYUM
menelie 0
Well it'd make the speculum go in easier. /shrug
ifbrockd 0
lol
Nardaviel 0
Did you for some reason not expect this to happen? o_o
Paulspacefdot 0
If you were looking to date a doctor... that was your opportunity. I'm sure he was flattered ;-)
Tamar 0
so did he ask for your number?
dwights 0
number 5 is so right