Chessmomma3
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Today, my 18-month-old found our "naughty drawer." I found her carrying a "toy" all over the house. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
It's always in the most obvious place
Today, my toddler thought it would be funny to hide my car keys. After searching for hours, I found them in his toy box. FML
myself
Seaside, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my 2-year-old told me he found a new finger puppet. It was a used condom. FML
Jenna
🌶️ Spicy
Ask first, snoop later
Today, I was trying to find my missing purple pen in the house I share with my boyfriend and his 57 year-old mother. I checked her room just in case, only to open a drawer and be greeted by a dildo. I’m never going to unsee that. FML
szechuansauce
Today, my nine-year-old niece found my coloring book that features swear words. I took it away and hid it in a different spot. No less than an hour later, her younger sister found it. FML
Anonymous
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my sister and I heard a buzzing noise in our parents' bedroom, so we went to investigate. It was coming from a drawer, so we opened it. Inside, a battery-operated dildo was flapping around. FML
Whyme?
Hackensack, United States
Whose are these?
Today, as I was cleaning up after my two year-old, I found a pair of lacy underwear in his toy box. Not only are they not mine, but now I have to ask my husband if he's cheating on me. Or ask my babysitter if she's being having fun, instead of actually babysitting. FML
Can't Unsee
🌶️ Spicy
Sharing is caring
Today, my mother found my sex toys. To make me "feel better" she showed me hers. FML
Heather
Newport News, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I discovered my children had found my vibrator and buried it in the cat's litter box. FML
bottomdrawerraider
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mother was over visiting. My three year old ran out of my room chasing the cat with his toy. He smacked the cat with it, the cat scratched him, he dropped it and ran away. I was busy with the baby so I asked my mom to take the toy away. She walked back holding my pink dildo. FML
J……
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Toys R Us
Today, I went looking for a childhood doll - I remembered that my mum kept her in her bedside cabinet. I could see the doll at the back, but there was stuff in the way, so I reached in and took some of it out, only to find I was holding one of my mum's toys… a big black rubber cock. FML
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julfunky 29
That’s what happens when 18 month olds are left unsupervised.
RichardPencil 32
She probably won’t remember that and you have time to buy a lock box for your vile recreational gadgets!
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julfunky 29
That’s what happens when 18 month olds are left unsupervised.
RichardPencil 32
She probably won’t remember that and you have time to buy a lock box for your vile recreational gadgets!
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Oops! Better put that under lock and key. :D Hopefully you didn't have any company! And if she's that young, I'm sure she'll never remember. Could be a funny story for the future, though! Also, I see the site has changed a bit again. Is anyone else having an issue where clicking on either FYL or YDI actually causes both to get selected?
Charlie Given 28
Ya sometimes it does but my biggest issue is the icon for thumbs up or down doesn't work or when it does it automatically causes a AD to play
jkjorn 18
I see it too, but I wonder if it's that both sides are being updated with other votes that have come in since you opened the page. I notice that the ones I've voted on go up by more than one vote.
bloopaloop 27
They probably had it in their mouth
RichardPencil 32
Obviously, you are very loose and careless with your drawers — which is why you have an 18-month-old?
CoriCat 25
Baby locks!!!
BurnInDemonFire 39
Keep them in a drawer she can't reach.
Inkoseh 33
Was your "Naughty Drawer" Just your nightstand? Not hard to find if it's in plain sight..
Sinshine 28
Unless you had the house full with guests, I don't see what the big deal is. But please pay more attention to what your child does. You should be glad it was only a toy and not something dangerous that looked like candy or something or something that can cut off body parts.