myself
Seaside, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my 2-year-old told me he found a new finger puppet. It was a used condom. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Oh no.
Today, while cleaning out my daughter's closet, I found my missing dildo. It's a mold of my husband's penis. FML
Confused lesbian
Lynchburg, United States
Today, I found a used condom in my bed. I haven't had sex in months and now I'm terrified. FML
Anonymous
Carlton, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found the remnants of a condom in my dog’s poo. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found my favorite stuffed animal I had as a child in the trash bin. I took it out to find that it felt wet and smelt funny. Apparently, my younger brother cut a hole in the butt of it and used it to masturbate. FML
Chessmomma3
🌶️ Spicy
Today, my 18-month-old found our "naughty drawer." I found her carrying a "toy" all over the house. FML
ohEw
Pasadena, United States
Today, while doing my laundry, I found a very clean but presumably used ribbed condom in my freshly washed and dried sheets. It was not mine. FML
Anonymous
Cochrane, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, a homeless man tried to sell me a "magic, one-finger glove". It was a used condom. FML
Madison43097
United States 🌶️ Spicy
The Three Bears Conundrum
Today, I was cleaning out from underneath my bed and found a used condom. I've never had sex in my own room. FML
Fffhjno
Providence, United States
Today, I saw my two-year-old son trying to floss his teeth. He was using an earthworm. FML
jlujan00
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Albuquerque, United States
Or he's a drug mule?
Today, I cleaned up the dog poop from around the back yard. This is how I discovered that my dog's favorite snack appears to be used condoms. FML
Top comments
ManInTheMachine 20
If it's yours, I think you should be more ashamed of the fact that your condom can fit on a 2 year old's finger. If it's your husbands, then, well. . .
Nabee143 3
Yea I'm going to say YDI for the simple fact you shouldn't leave used condoms just laying around. Disgusting!
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Comments (148)
JMEbbyDWSN 0
poor baby...
sljs 0
Well. This time im gunna say YDI bexause you shouldnt have left that kind of shut laying around. Especially with a little kid around.
pregnantpianist 2
This is why my man and I no longer use condoms. Also so the dogs don't drag them out of the trash. I'd rather the neighbors didn't find our used condoms littered all over yard in our dogs' poo. >_
mrsmaglietta 6
ya he could have choked if he swallowed it I would dispose of them properly next Time
sanjana378 0
Ewwhh!!
l0v3p4in 7
This is a great idea to teach sex ed! Use condom finger puppets.
missfyl 0
he could've found it on the street or something, nasty people do throw that kinda stuff on the sidewalk
The_F3rris 11
Social services! What else do you just leave lying around for your 2 year old? Rusty nails?Lighters? Your ex roommates funky vibrator?
froufrou7 3
You should have put thr condom back on and f uck your son real good.
beautifully_ugly 5
That is simply nasty! Clean up after yourself so your kids won't find that trash! YUCK... YDI!!