myself
Seaside, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my 2-year-old told me he found a new finger puppet. It was a used condom. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Oh no.
Today, while cleaning out my daughter's closet, I found my missing dildo. It's a mold of my husband's penis. FML
Confused lesbian
Lynchburg, United States
Today, I found a used condom in my bed. I haven't had sex in months and now I'm terrified. FML
Anonymous
Carlton, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found the remnants of a condom in my dog’s poo. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found my favorite stuffed animal I had as a child in the trash bin. I took it out to find that it felt wet and smelt funny. Apparently, my younger brother cut a hole in the butt of it and used it to masturbate. FML
Chessmomma3
🌶️ Spicy
Today, my 18-month-old found our "naughty drawer." I found her carrying a "toy" all over the house. FML
ohEw
Pasadena, United States
Today, while doing my laundry, I found a very clean but presumably used ribbed condom in my freshly washed and dried sheets. It was not mine. FML
Anonymous
Cochrane, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, a homeless man tried to sell me a "magic, one-finger glove". It was a used condom. FML
Madison43097
United States 🌶️ Spicy
The Three Bears Conundrum
Today, I was cleaning out from underneath my bed and found a used condom. I've never had sex in my own room. FML
Fffhjno
Providence, United States
Today, I saw my two-year-old son trying to floss his teeth. He was using an earthworm. FML
jlujan00
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Albuquerque, United States
Or he's a drug mule?
Today, I cleaned up the dog poop from around the back yard. This is how I discovered that my dog's favorite snack appears to be used condoms. FML
Top comments
ManInTheMachine 20
If it's yours, I think you should be more ashamed of the fact that your condom can fit on a 2 year old's finger. If it's your husbands, then, well. . .
Nabee143 3
Yea I'm going to say YDI for the simple fact you shouldn't leave used condoms just laying around. Disgusting!
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Comments (148)
ViQValentine 3
Then your child will come crying to you saying that "his puppet is peeing", if you know what I mean..
sonny234 0
WHY THE **** DO ALL YOU PEOPLE ON FML KEEP ALL YOUR CONDOMS, ******, FLESHLIGHTS, AND VIBRATORS OUT FOR EVERYONE TO SEE! THROW IT OR STOW IT, YOU GODDAMN SLOBS!
secretlady99 6
so why are their used condoms in reach of your child? throw those things out properly. or have a talk with your teenagers (if any)
loooloool 13
Who the **** leaves a used condom around Oooo that's just nasty (cleavland voice)
Qwermy 16
why does everyone assume the condom belongs to OP? The kid could have picked it up off a street or even a playground (teens get creative with places to have sex), so don't assume the child must hace been at home
canadianhannah 18
Dude why do you leave your used condoms somewhere your kid can find them? YDI man.
Violord 13
Where the hell did he get THAT?
allyiscute1 22
Oh no this is horrible! Poor kid.
miriamfrank 22
Well now that's just awkward and gross