Today, my dad decided to be an awesome person and fold my laundry without telling me. Later, I heard my parents having a conversation about a pair of panties that were "like dental floss" and which sister they belonged to. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the dryer and took a big whiff of their delicious clean scent. That was when I noticed that my mom was watching me, and I had just smelled my dad's still-stained underwear that was on top. FML
Today, there was a laundry basket of my clothes sitting in my room. My dad asked me if they were clean or not. When I said I didn't know, he picked up a piece of my clothing, sniffed it, and said it smelled fine. That piece of clothing just so happened to be my underwear. FML
Today, my dad yelled at me for being irresponsible while he watched me fold his laundry. FML
Today, my dad was folding laundry. He came across a pair of jeans and asked who they belonged to. My mom said, “Those are definitely mine. The knees are worn out.” Thanks for that mental image mom. FML
Today, I was doing the laundry and changing the bed sheets. I found most of my underwear under my step daughters bed, when I asked her, she said that she liked the way they smelled. FML
Today, my dad told me I was folding my laundry all wrong. I said with a smirk, "A little clothes-minded, are we?" He slapped me. Hard. FML
Today, I was folding the laundry. At one point, I had to take a moment to figure out whether a pair of underwear was mine or my mothers. I'm 18. She is 56. Enough said. FML
Today, I was doing laundry and realized that my father had left dirty underwear soaking in a bucket outside for the last two weeks. I informed him that they needed to be thrown out, and they smelled like sewage. It's been over 95 degrees outside lately here. He then yelled and sweared at me. FML
Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML
Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML
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Top comments
Donut_Wizard 23
The adult version of Cinderella’s glass slipper.
LAUGHINGKOMODO 25
I wouldn't say FML, but don't your parents see the clothes once in a while?
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Comments (10)
jbuckets_404 39
Don't you mean "daughter," not "sister?" But TMI for your dad!
delude 26
Pretty sure it’s referring to OP’s sister
LAUGHINGKOMODO 25
I wouldn't say FML, but don't your parents see the clothes once in a while?
Lobby_Bee 18
A floss a day, keeps the doctors away.
Dave_Davington 35
Dentists, on the other hand, give no *****, apparently.
RichardPencil 32
At least you have plausible deniability!
Donut_Wizard 23
The adult version of Cinderella’s glass slipper.
CrazyTrainWreck 19
Floss the memory down the drain.
kazekai8 11
#buttfloss
Tarlachia 33
So, ****** dentata is a commonly occurring genetic trait in the women of your family?