Today, I got kicked out of my favorite pub. I yelled at the group behind me for being annoying. They were extremely irritating, singing songs and cheering, but the manager decided to kick me out instead. FML
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randybryant799 21
So in other words you were having a problem with people having a good time. I think you deserved to be ousted.
RichardPencil 32
They're likely spending MUCH more on alcohol than you are. Guess who needs to go?
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Comments (11)
randybryant799 21
So in other words you were having a problem with people having a good time. I think you deserved to be ousted.
mike3775 39
Your in a bar, and you didn’t expect singing songs and cheering? Especially after a few drinks?
JackWood 21
Definition of a pub
BurnInDemonFire 39
Someone doesn't know how pubs work.
RichardPencil 32
They're likely spending MUCH more on alcohol than you are. Guess who needs to go?
JackWood 21
I would have joined in the singing and cheering!
2deployments1divorce 11
Should have seen what all the fuss was about.
mccuish 25
Someone doesn’t understand what it’s like at a pub
Slim87R 7
Did you forget where you were at?
Hangryko 32
Drink at home from now on, killjoy.