Today, after pulling an all-nighter, I fell asleep at the beach. My friends took the opportunity to bury me in the sand, place food all around me, and wait for a flock of hungry seagulls to attack me. To top it off, they taped it all. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I fell asleep while at the beach with friends. Someone thought it would be funny to put chunks of bread on and around my junk. Seagulls have sharp beaks. FML
Today, after a stressful series of events, I went to the beach to unwind. I sat on the sand, breathed in deeply and closed my eyes, trying to find some sort of inner peace. Then a seagull shat on me. FML
Today, while at the beach, my little sister thought it would be cute to feed a small seagull some of her food. Minutes later a flock of seagulls swarmed and attacked me and my sandwich. FML
Today, I was at the beach with friends and I fell asleep while I was tanning. When I woke up, everyone was laughing hysterically. I asked what was so funny, and one of my friends replied, "You farted so loud in your sleep that you woke yourself up." FML
Today, my friend and I went for a late night walk along the beach. We decided to sit down on a log. It was a dead seal. FML
Today, after I'd spent ages planning a surprise proposal at the beach, right as I got down on one knee, a seagull swooped in, stole the sandwich from my backpack, and everyone on the beach turned to watch the bird instead of us. My partner had to ask, "Were you about to propose?" FML
Today, my friends and I went camping in the woods. I fell asleep first. Waking up hours later to them bunched up together in the middle of the tent and me half-way outside, I confronted them about it. They admitted, "We heard a bear so we needed a sacrifice." FML
Today, my friends and I ran through a flock of resting seagulls. The birds took to the skies and chased after us, covering us in shit. FML
Today, I drove to the beach for an hour to relax before returning to the intense workload of midterms. A kid walking by threw a cracker near me and I was instantly attacked by a group of seagulls. FML
Today, I went tanning on the beach. I found a nice spot close to shore and laid there with my towel and sunglasses. A few hours later, I awoke to waves splashing at me. My towel was soaked and my sunglasses must have washed off the shore. Damn high tide. FML
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yomommma 6
Angry birds.
wagonmafia 7
I must see this video!!
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yomommma 6
Angry birds.
L3Paparazzo 7
hours of fun !
jmk1469 5
blah
andy_l 14
I wonder how you managed to pull an all nighter and end up at the beach.
flockz 20
roofies.
airforce987 20
Angry birds: not as fun in real life :(
mgsoloist 14
Hey they were all trying to get the pig...
Iamnotmyself 17
A similar situation happened to me, surrounded by ninjas and strapped to a chair, they put a fish on my head. A bear came and tried to kill me, do you know how difficult it is to fight off a bear strapped to a chair!?!?
instantaction 0
Yet your still alive
flockz 20
ya the same thing happend to me, what i did was i wrapped my dick around the fish and slapped that mother ****** in the face with it. how did u escape?
kai_ngo 0
Let me say it for him: Damn Straight.
LiveLaughFML 10
this will get more views than Justin Bieber's baby video!(;
Iamnotmyself 17
-39 I raped it.
slopijoe 0
Seagulls aren't birds, theyre white rats with wings
emilymelizabeth 11
so sorry love
rottentomatoes 7
Vid or it didn't happen.
Laners561769 9
Put your friends hand in water when THEY are sleeping, tape that. REVENGE.
YourEvilHero 12
now where is that video link?
Pixxio_O 11
Up until the seagulls part, I was thinking "how thoughtful and nice of them to leave food for op so he doesn't starve :)"
DrIDGAF 7
Kill the birds, then place there bodies in your friends beds. That'll teach 'em to mess with you!
Melvar_10 3
MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE!!!!
6sick6 4
YOUTUBE!
chuckychan 8
i wish i was friends with you haha
jonan1212 5
My Video finding quest starts... now
acdc923 0
To the FML writer: You are a heavy ******* sleeper.
Jvr91 8
Must be a jersey thing
iceildor 6
I love your friends
ienjoybrinshot 2
wuZz dis Lykee aT dA beAcH oR suMthiN???? i Aint eVer s33 Dem sEaguLls anYplac3 Els3!!!!!!!!!!!!!
enonymous 9
I'd hate it if a Flock of Seagulls attacked me. Of course if it were filmed it'd make for an awesome remake of their music video "I Ran"
mazesm 11
108- thumbs up if you realize that "mine mine.." has eminem in the two words!!
My_Name_Is_ 5
Don't worry, you know when you watch the video you'll laugh. Can't get mad forever.
EvilPotato 15
THAT IS AWESOME!
PutItIn 8
What's the YouTube video called ?
TheRealHouse 7
Similar to
SimoneDymond 3
WHY THE **** ARE U WRITIN IN HYROGLIFICS???
jayfish7 0
That sound like
Iamnotmyself 17
Tell you to go harder
farhil 14
Do the same thing to your friends... But surround them with mentos and alka seltzer...
genesisnirvana 11
Some friends
oreobunbun 3
...are awesome.
nimrodjd 0
The nasty
crushedone 7
in the
mgsoloist 14
Back of
sarahBaby13 0
Your car
crushedone 7
while there are
orangeduck 6
steal your cookies.
somerandomdude19 2
Things happening
nixter5 18
that some may find
Iamnotmyself 17
very sexy
bonerlove 0
But some friends
Pixxio_O 11
Like to rape
CryMoreFMLs 15
Your face
Glitterhinoceros 14
While you sleep
Iamnotmyself 17
Instead of
Jdeluxh 12
Waiting until you wake up
crushedone 7
They also like
hiyourcute 0
To break the combo. Zing!
sugerbabe116 4
Eating some
BShady96 0
things off the ground
crushedone 7
that look like
jayfish7 0
Dicks covered in peanutbutter
furmum69 5
While they are
darebear331 4
C-c-c-c-combo breaker!!!!
CryMoreFMLs 15
C-C-C-Combo Fixer! Watching you
TheRealHouse 7
Having sex with
poochpod 0
In the white house
zachherbert 10
While people
poochpod 0
Tape it
AcidRayn 0
Pickles
Taht_Guy_fml 0
inside your moms ******
TheFakeFamilyGuy 10
lmfao
PutItIn 8
Making noise
naijagirl96 1
making you a sandwich
nado13579 12
Only because...
kyliebear 15
I thought sleeping at the beach was normal, especially in the summer for tanning? Unless you looked really awkward like you just randomly fell asleep with no gear.
jajay398 4
you'll get em back some day
smellymellyy 7
How the **** does taping something to sand work anyway?
wolflover44 5
She's joking, right?
bonerlove 0
It's okay she's blonde
SirWrangler 5
With big eyes....
CryMoreFMLs 15
And only 15 years behind her.
Pixxio_O 11
65, they got some tape, put op onto the sand, put some food and a bunch of seagulls on top of him, and taped them all together onto the sand :)...
ImmaB3AST 7
I'll be a little less of a dick and answer it. You know that thing that people point at you and tell you to say "Cheese!"? Well that Thingy also does these things called a video which shows what you did in the past! Like a time traveling device! Well that is what you use to "tape" things.
darebear331 4
Epic fail^^
Herkulezz 0
Well atleast you will see what they did to you ;)
Jdeluxh 12
I would be more pissed if they had done that to me and hadn't taped it.
wagonmafia 7
I must see this video!!
ninjaCarebear 17
Is it on YouTube? :D?
Simpson143 2
If so, I'll like it! Hopefully that will help you feel better! :)
Livzii 5
did they send it to Americas funniest home videos?
ninjaCarebear 17
Wasn't that show cancelled..? And they only play reruns...?
Chikaaa21 0
Honestly.. i would have done something like that too, if my friend fell asleep after an all nighter. Lol
scott17 0
haha
ImmaB3AST 7
I'd much rather be pecked in the face than have a dick drawn on my face.
ThreeSheetsGone 12
Sandwiches for everybody!
x_ESCADORA_x 0
did you feel pwned?