Today, my 14 year-old son sent a broadcast on my blackberry saying ''I'm a young gay man looking for some fun!'' to all my contacts as a joke. What he didn't know was that it's my work phone. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my 35 year-old son accidentally texted me a dick pic that was meant for his Tinder date. FML
Today, my mother got a call from our old high school saying that they had fifteen freshmen boys in his office with a nude photo of me on their phones. I had sent that photo only to my boyfriend. Apparently he loves to share me. FML
Today, I got the cell phone bill for my family and saw that my son had gone over his limit by around 1,000 messages. Curious to see what he was talking about that much, I read the messages. Apparently, my 15 year old son is having it off more than me and my wife. FML
Today, I was in the car with a group of my girl friends discussing sexual experiences when I looked down and realized my Blackberry had dialed the family I babysit for and had left a five minute voicemail. FML
Today, I got a text message while driving home. I checked after arriving, and found it was a kinky text from my boyfriend, so I sent him an even kinkier reply. He later raged at me, because I somehow should have known he was showing off his phone to his mom when I sent my reply. FML
Today, I was in a store parking lot when I got a text from an unknown number saying, "I see you, I know what you did last summer, you wicked little shit." I freaked out and looked around in a panic. It turns out that it was my "hilarious" dad testing his new phone from across the parking lot. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a nude to my 10-year-old brother. FML
Today, I got my son's phone bill (the phone I got him to call us from college). I found out he's been calling a phone sex hotline everyday. He hasn't called us once. FML
Today, I found out that my son has been telling me he's gay so we would allow the "female friend" who is actually his girlfriend to stay over. FML
Today, I realized all of my boyfriend's and my dirty messages were being sent to my mom because I'd logged into messenger on her phone once without logging out. She sat me down and said, "I know your mouth's been on his wee wee." FML
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mzmaverickd 7
Did anyone answer?
perdix 31
They'll probably reply that you are not really young, but if you are still looking for "fun" . . .
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Comments (80)
EarAcheMyEYE10 2
Just make sure he wears long sleve shirts and turtle necks... to hide the bruises!!
matt12866 1
that def sucks I wonder what everyone response was lol
nomnom_muffins 0
YDI for raising such a crappy kid.
convictconnie 0
ur patenting skills SUCK!!!!
TSSB 0
Apparently your parents couldn't teach you to spell parenting :) Also it's normal that 14 year old boy or girl try to be funny by "humiliating" their parents :)
jansdo 1
dumb 14 year old if he doesn't know this is your work phone. My 7 year old grand daughter knows not to touch my phone. Maybe the branch doesn't fall far from the tree.
olg2209 0
at least your co workers know the truth now
sallen0046 4
The two of you obviously have some serious boundary issues. This is completely inappropriate, no matter who the contacts are. Had you bothered to properly educate your child to keep his hands off of things that do not belong to him, this would never have been a problem. On top of that, you chose not to password protect an item that others can easily access. Learn to be proactive or you're going to end up ******* your son's life.
sadistmonkey 19
Right, because all people who pull pranks don't understand the concept of ownership.
mevr 0
and this wouldn't be bad on ur reg phone....
Broncos_suck 0
Someone's grounded!
franwins0827 7
Ok, that does suck, but hope you learned your lesson about putting a key lock on your work phone!