Today, my 14 year-old son sent a broadcast on my blackberry saying ''I'm a young gay man looking for some fun!'' to all my contacts as a joke. What he didn't know was that it's my work phone. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my 35 year-old son accidentally texted me a dick pic that was meant for his Tinder date. FML
Today, my mother got a call from our old high school saying that they had fifteen freshmen boys in his office with a nude photo of me on their phones. I had sent that photo only to my boyfriend. Apparently he loves to share me. FML
Today, I got the cell phone bill for my family and saw that my son had gone over his limit by around 1,000 messages. Curious to see what he was talking about that much, I read the messages. Apparently, my 15 year old son is having it off more than me and my wife. FML
Today, I was in the car with a group of my girl friends discussing sexual experiences when I looked down and realized my Blackberry had dialed the family I babysit for and had left a five minute voicemail. FML
Today, I got a text message while driving home. I checked after arriving, and found it was a kinky text from my boyfriend, so I sent him an even kinkier reply. He later raged at me, because I somehow should have known he was showing off his phone to his mom when I sent my reply. FML
Today, I was in a store parking lot when I got a text from an unknown number saying, "I see you, I know what you did last summer, you wicked little shit." I freaked out and looked around in a panic. It turns out that it was my "hilarious" dad testing his new phone from across the parking lot. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a nude to my 10-year-old brother. FML
Today, I got my son's phone bill (the phone I got him to call us from college). I found out he's been calling a phone sex hotline everyday. He hasn't called us once. FML
Today, I found out that my son has been telling me he's gay so we would allow the "female friend" who is actually his girlfriend to stay over. FML
Today, I realized all of my boyfriend's and my dirty messages were being sent to my mom because I'd logged into messenger on her phone once without logging out. She sat me down and said, "I know your mouth's been on his wee wee." FML
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mzmaverickd 7
Did anyone answer?
perdix 31
They'll probably reply that you are not really young, but if you are still looking for "fun" . . .
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Comments (80)
nswan 5
what a good kid.
eddieyes 0
damn that body drool
SisyphereanTask 2
Wow. Parenting fail much?
stevenmx86 8
Ydi for not password protecting your phone and also for getting your gay son play with it..
capilot 10
Ya srsly. Doesn't your work have a policy about securing company phones?
skyeyez9 25
Hack into his FB acct and write the same comment as his status update!
RedPillSucks 33
Just explain that your phone got a virus.
norvak1 0
Yea a gay virus hahaha
DocBastard 40
This is a young man who needs to be sat down and educated on respecting other people and their property. Then he should be required to send an apologetic broadcast to all of the contacts explaining his folly. Then he needs to have the living shit beaten out of him on a daily basis until he understands that he is a stupid ******* kid who doesn't deserve to be let out of the house until his hair turns gray and falls out.
beccusmaximus 0
Harsh, but I like it.
MEM0817 18
For some reason, I feel like he"ll be at his worst when he has grey thinning hair. Maybe let him out before the grey hair, then lock him up again... forever.
stevenmx86 8
25, "costed"... Really?
stronghand0331 17
He's a dragon ranger who apparently failed grades K-10. I'm surprised he knows what a penis is.
stronghand0331 17
Shows how much YOU know... I graduated from college at the mere age of 14 with a degree in quantum physics. I rescued David Hasslehoff from drowning. I kicked Chuck Norris in the crotch and he thanked me, profusely.
Idk_what2say 0
lol^
EvilDave 13
OP, you raised him to think such things are funny, therefore YDI.
porkyporky 0
that's awesome
banana_buddy 6
LOL 25 no way, I did the exact same thing to one of my friends cause he'd never had a girl friend before. Turned out guys weren't into him either, the only reply he got was from this handicapped 50 year old guy.