Today, my mother got a call from our old high school saying that they had fifteen freshmen boys in his office with a nude photo of me on their phones. I had sent that photo only to my boyfriend. Apparently he loves to share me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mother's boyfriend sent me pictures of my mom sucking him off. FML
Today, I tried to email my Dad a picture of someone we knew that I'd found on the Internet. He called me later to inform me that I had actually sent him a picture of myself in a naughty school girl outfit that I'd taken for my husband. My mom was laughing her ass off. FML
Today, I tried to show my boyfriend's mom a picture of my prom dress on my phone. She scrolled to the right to find a picture of her son, naked. FML
Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidentally sent it to my dad and got a text back saying, "You definitely take after your mom." FML
Today, I found a bunch of half-naked girls saved in my boyfriend's phone, and only a handful of the pics were of me. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend got high and decided to text all our friends and family the crazy stories about us. He was even nice enough to include pictures. I hear a nude one made it to my Dad. FML
Today, I was looking through my boyfriends phone, when I found a naked picture of myself. Too bad I haven't sent him any. Ever. FML
Today, I was trying to be sexy and sent my new boyfriend a nude. Before we started dating, I had hooked up with three of his friends which he was super insecure about. Somehow I accidentally sent it to a group chat which included five different people besides us. All of those friends were in it. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend some nude pics of me. Later I get a text from my dad asking me when I had gotten a tattoo. FML
Today, I found out that in the three years I've been dating my boyfriend, his parents have secretly been going through all of his emails, including the ones I've sent him with "sexy" pictures attached. I can't look his parents in the eye without being reminded that they've both seen me naked. FML
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Meri_fml 0
Never send nude pictures to anyone. Lesson learned.
csigabajnok 0
If he loves sharing so much than he'll be enlightened by your idea of sharing your knowledge of the "How to break up with your boyfriend in a nasty way" guide that you've read recently
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Meri_fml 0
Never send nude pictures to anyone. Lesson learned.
time4coffee 3
It's child **** even if it is a pic of you
Jmister19 3
Not unless it is distributed, as in this case. It is perfectly legal to have a picture of your significant other on your phone, so long as it remains private.
darkthunder_fml 1
If they sent it to you, that right there is distribution. And having the picture in general on your phone or anything (if you are under age) is considered child pornography, so possession. All of this is coming from the detective that came to our school to talk to us about this very subject.
zeleathos 5
Not if you are over the age of 18
Lil_fml 0
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D'uh, don't send pictures. It's lame and I'd never do it myself for that exact reason. Lets all hope you have a really nice body.
z_vet 0
+100 #2, period.
csigabajnok 0
If he loves sharing so much than he'll be enlightened by your idea of sharing your knowledge of the "How to break up with your boyfriend in a nasty way" guide that you've read recently
MrJentipede 2
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That picture needs to make its way onto the internet.
Poky_fml 3
#12 : Yes, we do.
wienerwagon 0
#12, don't be a dumbass. Why would this be a strictly American problem? It's an issue with technology and communication, not American culture.
kt20 0
Yeahhh I'm not going to say "don't ever send them omgz!" but I would definitely be more certain of the trustworthiness of your bf next time...
luckyyyme 0
Lessoned learned: Don't send nude pictures to boyfriends, or anyone else for that matter. What did you gain from it? Nothing...except maybe total humiliation.
shadexilmaendu 4
But the humiliation gets me so hot and bothered, dontcha know? ;)
bobdole 0
you can be prosecuted if you aren't 18. good job idiot.