Today, I got the cell phone bill for my family and saw that my son had gone over his limit by around 1,000 messages. Curious to see what he was talking about that much, I read the messages. Apparently, my 15 year old son is having it off more than me and my wife. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that whenever I send my son to his room, he goes on his iPod and buys the most expensive apps he can find. So far I've been charged $600. FML
Today, I got my cell phone bill. I pay for 700 minutes per month. I used 9 last month. FML
Today, I went to my phone company and had my text history pulled. Why? Because a few days ago, my four year-old daughter told me that, "Daddy has a wife and a girlfriend." Turns out she was right. FML
Today, I found out that my cell phone bill was much higher than normal. After investigating, I realized that a text conversation I had with my stalker, telling him multiple times not to contact me anymore, was to an international cell phone. I have to pay to be stalked. FML
Today, I asked my friend to stop texting me, because I'm on a limited plan and didn't want to go over my limit. She responded by getting a group of her friends to text bomb me. I got well over a hundred one-word texts. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 2 years because I was tired of his childishness and anger, so he decided to send me 540 random text messages of scrambled letters in order to mess up my phone as well, as make me pay 20 cents for each message. FML
Today, I was using my dad's cell because I had broken mine. I was texting my boyfriend all day when my dad needed his phone back. I forgot to tell my boyfriend that my dad would be using the phone. My boyfriend then texted graphically what he wanted to do to my dad. FML
Today, my oldest son answered my phone call much to my surprise as we haven't spoken in a year. The first words out of his mouth were, "I didn't mean to pick up the phone." He then hung up. FML
Today, I woke up to 7 texts about the data overage charges that were accrued last night while I slept. Apparently my phone used nearly 8 GB of data, with no apps open, while I was sound asleep, leaving me with a $63 fee. FML
Today, I was talking to a friend about how many germs live on the average cell phone. My five year old son apparently overheard me talking, and decided to give my cell phone a bath. FML
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pancakes_n_syrup 0
Wow, way to be a nosy parent
chabz_fml 0
@299 I'm 15 too. Heres a few thoughts, 1.) learn to spell. 2.) cursing every other word doesnt make you cool, and it certainly doesnt give you that mature-beyond-my-age impression you were going for. 3.) Nobody wants to hear about your dumb religious beliefs. Nothings going to happen if someone has sex before their married. as long as he has safe sex he's fine 4.) Your advocating for invasion of privacy just makes you seem like that asshole snitch that nobody likes, who believes everything their parents tell them and take on all their values without questioning anything. So, somehow i doubt that your a better parent than half the parents out there. And i doubt you'll ever be, because chances are your never getting laid.
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pancakes_n_syrup 0
Wow, way to be a nosy parent
allyosaugh 0
Holy crap, nobody's replied to the first comment for no reason yet! Oh wait--
Atmaster 3
welcome to modern teenage years and married life asshole
JamesM9794 0
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**** off man, ur not sposed to hav sex til marriage dick, sex is for makin kids, the fact that it feels good is a plus, this guy has evry right to look at what his son is talking about, it's his job to keep his kids in line and raise them right, if that means invading privacy so be it! I already know more about parenting than 50% of parents out ther and I'm 15 ****** years old
boreddoubletears 0
You're going to be a good parent. (No sarcasm.) Especially with our use of the English language! (Sarcasm.)
chabz_fml 0
@299 I'm 15 too. Heres a few thoughts, 1.) learn to spell. 2.) cursing every other word doesnt make you cool, and it certainly doesnt give you that mature-beyond-my-age impression you were going for. 3.) Nobody wants to hear about your dumb religious beliefs. Nothings going to happen if someone has sex before their married. as long as he has safe sex he's fine 4.) Your advocating for invasion of privacy just makes you seem like that asshole snitch that nobody likes, who believes everything their parents tell them and take on all their values without questioning anything. So, somehow i doubt that your a better parent than half the parents out there. And i doubt you'll ever be, because chances are your never getting laid.
T1A2Z3 35
Love... everything you're saying is so correct but it's not okay to tell him to learn how to spell and use "your" in the wrong place.
spicyy 0
It's ' you're ' just by the way.
KingDingALing 9
i agree with #302 all the way...i was gonna say the same thing. #299 is just mad cuz he cant get laid
purple_gurl 1
I also believe sex should be for marriage, and that's my belief. but it's other peoples choices to do it. who cares if the guy is doing it, we can't stop him. the parents shouldn't be so nosy. the truth hurts. :P
sukatlife 0
302is my hero
haley188118 0
and your suprised why? I mean for the most part every guy my age (15) who's slightly hot has sex basically every other day, mostly with their gf or sometimes just a random hookup :p but like it's not a big deal honestly, if you don't find sex a big deal then go have sex, if it's special to you, wait. I'm not a whole wait till marriage person but there's one person in particular that I'm waiting for, and if it's a week from now or 3 years later i'm fine with that, I want the first to be with the right guy and well the rest, anything goes for me :p
charitylynne 0
Then learn to talk like you're 15 years old!
Jackmangold 0
abstinence is an excuse for ugly people to be virgins
LukeeRamljaakk 0
win.rar
rewshrew 0
it's not invasion of privacy if the parent is paying for the bill, and you aren't an amazing speller. don't judge.
msole 0
hahaha ur a joke
megapeyt 17
Let's be clear on something man, I'm a teenager, and if I knew my parents were reading my messages I would be well beyond pissed off. As a human being that 15 year old kid has every right to make a decision for himself. Should I HAVE to wait fir marriage? No, it's a PERSONAL decision, not one YOU make for me. I have the legal and moral right to do what I want, as long as it is within the bounds of the law. I ask the question who are you to impose your beliefs on me? I'm a born and raised Christian and am proud of it. Does that give me the right to force my beliefs on others? No; it does not. And lastly It's called spell check dude, look into it. My 15 year old brother spells better than you.
megapeyt 17
That was directed at 299
Purplefluff 6
(I know this is really late but i needed to say it) @299 religion is like a penis, its fine to have one , its fine to be proud of it but please dont go swinging it around in public and PLEASE dont stuff it down kids throats...
friedpwnadge 25
I love all the bitchy teens on here trying to defend the kid. If he went over the limit by a thousand messages, that's possibly over a hundred extra dollars on the bill. He gave up the right to have those messages private when he used them to go over the limit and waste his family's money.
Dominique12 18
Your the first teen boy that I've seen who does'nt believe in sex before marrige, wow are u sure your human? NO OFFENCE!!! I'm 14 year old girl and all I meet are horney teen assholes! :)
christinamarie17 29
And "they're"
ChopSuey444 20
The spelling errors in this comment chain are painful.
XcrazyXgirlX 0
hahahaha
rayyli 0
You and your wife should probably get on that, then.
koeda 0
high school years are the best to do it lol and u guys shouldnt do it too often to avoid more fail children XP
BrandNewKadillak 0
But... you're "gangstalicious"!
Life__suxx 0
1, you're simply irresponsible. she has a right to know, it's her money, her son, and her family.
xNephilim 19
But it's the son's life. His private text messages. It's like reading a letter the son gets in the mail.
Jackmangold 0
plus it's the dad who's reading them, not "she"
JuniorBSTN 3
Your A Loser For Even Thinking Of That. Ahah
pancakes_n_syrup 0
you mean His money, his son, and his family
Occam 0
#7, did you just call the OP God? Also, how the HELL does one go over their text message plan limit by a thousand texts?
hmurphy909 0
I went over once by 3000
ZleveL 0
my cousin went over 14,000!
hilda_kitty 16
It's really easy to go over the limit, especially if you're a teenager who likes to sext. OP, invest in an unlimited texting plan.
uw82 0
LOL #6 must have assumed it was a lesbian couple parenting the horny 15 year old
MetallicaRules19 4
yeah, i know hey
thunder24 0
Haha don't read his messages if u don't wanna know. Worry more about why you and your wife aren't having sex than why your son is texting so much