Freudian nightmare
Today, my 35 year-old son accidentally texted me a dick pic that was meant for his Tinder date. FML
Today, my 35 year-old son accidentally texted me a dick pic that was meant for his Tinder date. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I accidentally sent a screenshot of my Tinder conversation to my mom, instead of my friend. Yes, it was dirty. FML
Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidentally sent it to my dad and got a text back saying, "You definitely take after your mom." FML
Today, I accidentally sent a nude to my girlfriend's father. He screenshotted it. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a dick pic to my coach instead of my girlfriend. He sent one back. FML
Today, while sexting my girlfriend, I accidently sent a picture to her father instead of her. He sent back a link to a penis enlargement company's website. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a nude to my 10-year-old brother. FML
Today, my mother got a call from our old high school saying that they had fifteen freshmen boys in his office with a nude photo of me on their phones. I had sent that photo only to my boyfriend. Apparently he loves to share me. FML
Today, I was both sexting with my girlfriend and texting my professor about an upcoming essay. I accidentally sent a dickpic to my professor. FML
Today, my 14 year-old son sent a broadcast on my blackberry saying ''I'm a young gay man looking for some fun!'' to all my contacts as a joke. What he didn't know was that it's my work phone. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend some nude pics of me. Later I get a text from my dad asking me when I had gotten a tattoo. FML
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Sasor123 6
Guess you both are named 'Mommy'
slkeithh 14
I never have and will never understand how people do this. Especially with modern cellphones, it's almost impossible not to realize what you're doing. Honestly? Creepy as ****.
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Comments (6)
Sasor123 6
Guess you both are named 'Mommy'
RichardPencil 32
"Accidentally?" Yeah, right, Jocasta!
SirEnigM0nk 22
Ah, excellent Oedipus reference.
slkeithh 14
I never have and will never understand how people do this. Especially with modern cellphones, it's almost impossible not to realize what you're doing. Honestly? Creepy as ****.
JasonThorn 23
Text him back: "What is this? It looks like a penis, but it's much too small..."