Today, my 14-year-old daughter convinced my son that when he was born, he was actually born as a girl, but we wanted a boy so bad we had his gender changed. Now he wants to change back to a girl because now he doesn't feel right as a boy. Last year, she got her other brother to cross dress. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to console my bawling 6-year-old son and explain that his sister was lying when she told him that when boys in our family turn 13, they turn into girls. I'm not sure who disappoints me more right now. FML
Today, my older brother managed to convince my younger sister that she's actually a boy, and that she'll soon be getting a penis in the mail, which she excitedly told everyone she could. He convinced me of the exact same thing as well several years ago. FML
Today, my 16-year-old son convinced my 14-year-old daughter that she wasn't allowed to use the ladies bathroom at the shopping centre, because she wasn't wearing a dress like the girl on the sign. He told her girls in pants always used the other one. She believed him. This is my legacy. FML
Today, my eight year-old son came to me and said he thinks it's time he started wearing bras. It turns out his older brother has been mindfucking him for the past several months and has him convinced it's something all boys his age do. I can't convince him otherwise. FML
Today, I received a letter from the state saying my 14-year-old daughter is now legally recognized as a male. I have no idea what happened. FML
Today, I found out that my dad makes me wear dresses and skirts not because I look pretty in them, but because he was sick and tired of people asking him if I was a boy or a girl. FML
Today, I found out that my son has been telling me he's gay so we would allow the "female friend" who is actually his girlfriend to stay over. FML
Today, I, a demigirl struggling with her identity, have decided to change my name. When I told my dad in therapy (of all places) that I was a demigirl, he struggled to understand me. When I told my mom I was changing my name, she yelled at me and refused to call me it. And she wonders why I don't trust her. FML
Today, I explained to my 5 year old daughter that her older sister from my husband's first marriage lives with her mommy, and my daughter lives with us. She exclaimed, "It's not fair! I want two mommies like she has! Can we swap, I like her mommy better than you anyway!" FML
Today, I found out that my son is not really gay. He just told me that so I'd let him have girls in his bedroom. FML
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red_headforlife 15
You need to have a talk with her.
lex1459 38
Sounds like somebody wanted a sister
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redwrath 16
She can run for president ;) She's smooth
kriziababy 9
Video tape her! Then YouTube. She's awesome
lazygirlWOW 9
I don't think what she's doing to her younger brothers counts as awesome..
Alihb 16
Holy shit, I wanna videotape Youtube!
MidnaLink 35
Then set a camera in front of your monitor and hit record.
Racky_fml 14
I'm confused as to how both of your teen boys can fall for what their younger sister says so easily.
Treveyon56 14
I don't think the boys are in their teens.
SolarFlare 20
and I don't think it was a "younger" sister. Besides, it's pure natural to believe what your older siblings say.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
It says in the FML that last year she convinced her OLDER brother to cross dress. The first boy may be younger but she is definitely the little sister to the second one mentioned.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
Which verifies that at least one was a teen because since she is now fourteen he had to be at least that age or older when she manipulated him.
shorty6823 28
Other brother, not older brother.
Oddyesy 6
Are you stupid? It clearly says "other".
Durotic 8
Lawyer. She will be one.
tigerkitty26 0
The bad news is both of your sons are idiots… the worse news is that your daughter will make an excellent politician.
Nyx_fml 23
But that only means that the sons can be politicians as well. And successful politicians at that.
michelleJ11 25
I wouldn't consider them to be idiots; OP didn't specify the ages of her sons. They could be 7 years old for all we know.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
At least one of them is fourteen or older because it says that last year the 14 year old daughter convinced her OLDER brother to cross dress. That means he was definitely a teen when his manipulation occurred.
horneyhic 15
Actually it sais other not older she's probably the oldest
wonderfulrosie 13
Seriously, shouldn't OP tell her sons not to be so gullible? Even if they are young, they should know not to believe everything people tell them. Especially when it is your sibling, they're evil masterminds.
DividableByZero 11
She has her milestones laid out in front of her. Next, she'll be trying to get him to paint her nails and brush her hair.
Ms_ValS 27
You are implying that she is just bossy. I think this surpasses that. I think she is demented.
Dynosaur_dollie 38
No they implied she is manipulative, not bossy. Which she is, and will likely at some point manipulate them into doing things for her, chores, hometown, tedious tasks like brushing her hair and painting her nails.
erig_fml 5
Gender theory... One more proof it's all bullshit!
marcuslevans 4
She is either going to get in a lot of trouble when she's older, or make one hell of a lawyer.
lazygirlWOW 9
Watch this come back and bite her when she has kids.
GEFStryker 29
When I was just a little girl, I put on a flower dress and went to my mum I asked my mother: "What will I be? Will I be pretty? Will I be rich?" Here's what she said to me: "You're a boy, you daft ****. Now get out of your sister's clothes and go to school!"
Nyx_fml 23
I think you're pretty, Ms. GEFStryker Koala.