Today, my 14-year-old daughter convinced my son that when he was born, he was actually born as a girl, but we wanted a boy so bad we had his gender changed. Now he wants to change back to a girl because now he doesn't feel right as a boy. Last year, she got her other brother to cross dress. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to console my bawling 6-year-old son and explain that his sister was lying when she told him that when boys in our family turn 13, they turn into girls. I'm not sure who disappoints me more right now. FML
Today, my older brother managed to convince my younger sister that she's actually a boy, and that she'll soon be getting a penis in the mail, which she excitedly told everyone she could. He convinced me of the exact same thing as well several years ago. FML
Today, my 16-year-old son convinced my 14-year-old daughter that she wasn't allowed to use the ladies bathroom at the shopping centre, because she wasn't wearing a dress like the girl on the sign. He told her girls in pants always used the other one. She believed him. This is my legacy. FML
Today, my eight year-old son came to me and said he thinks it's time he started wearing bras. It turns out his older brother has been mindfucking him for the past several months and has him convinced it's something all boys his age do. I can't convince him otherwise. FML
Today, I received a letter from the state saying my 14-year-old daughter is now legally recognized as a male. I have no idea what happened. FML
Today, I found out that my dad makes me wear dresses and skirts not because I look pretty in them, but because he was sick and tired of people asking him if I was a boy or a girl. FML
Today, I found out that my son has been telling me he's gay so we would allow the "female friend" who is actually his girlfriend to stay over. FML
Today, I, a demigirl struggling with her identity, have decided to change my name. When I told my dad in therapy (of all places) that I was a demigirl, he struggled to understand me. When I told my mom I was changing my name, she yelled at me and refused to call me it. And she wonders why I don't trust her. FML
Today, I explained to my 5 year old daughter that her older sister from my husband's first marriage lives with her mommy, and my daughter lives with us. She exclaimed, "It's not fair! I want two mommies like she has! Can we swap, I like her mommy better than you anyway!" FML
Today, I found out that my son is not really gay. He just told me that so I'd let him have girls in his bedroom. FML
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red_headforlife 15
You need to have a talk with her.
lex1459 38
Sounds like somebody wanted a sister
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Comments (184)
DeviousDreamer 13
Holy sh*t, I read that as conceived.... Twice. I'm going to bed now, clearly I need sleep. But I agree with the other commenters, you should have a serious talk that probably ends with her being grounded.
ashleyyybrooke94 9
I think your daughter has a slight problem that you should probably talk to her about. you know, just in case.
thegreycat_fml 12
She sounds like she needs to have a chat about what is and isn't acceptable and that she wants some friends of the same gender.
kath3rine 9
She sounds amazing
ctlnaaia71 8
What an evil little bitch!
DWynter 11
I think OP's daughter may have a certain kind of fetish.
riack 2
Well technically we were all girls at the beginning...then the Y chromosome came into effect
shona4lyfe 5
What an awesome sister!!!
SupercatTaylor 4
Haha looks like someone's growing up to be a lawyer.
MESammyG 10
Your daughter is a sick human being.