Today, my 14-year-old daughter convinced my son that when he was born, he was actually born as a girl, but we wanted a boy so bad we had his gender changed. Now he wants to change back to a girl because now he doesn't feel right as a boy. Last year, she got her other brother to cross dress. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to console my bawling 6-year-old son and explain that his sister was lying when she told him that when boys in our family turn 13, they turn into girls. I'm not sure who disappoints me more right now. FML
Today, my older brother managed to convince my younger sister that she's actually a boy, and that she'll soon be getting a penis in the mail, which she excitedly told everyone she could. He convinced me of the exact same thing as well several years ago. FML
Today, my 16-year-old son convinced my 14-year-old daughter that she wasn't allowed to use the ladies bathroom at the shopping centre, because she wasn't wearing a dress like the girl on the sign. He told her girls in pants always used the other one. She believed him. This is my legacy. FML
Today, my eight year-old son came to me and said he thinks it's time he started wearing bras. It turns out his older brother has been mindfucking him for the past several months and has him convinced it's something all boys his age do. I can't convince him otherwise. FML
Today, I received a letter from the state saying my 14-year-old daughter is now legally recognized as a male. I have no idea what happened. FML
Today, I found out that my dad makes me wear dresses and skirts not because I look pretty in them, but because he was sick and tired of people asking him if I was a boy or a girl. FML
Today, I found out that my son has been telling me he's gay so we would allow the "female friend" who is actually his girlfriend to stay over. FML
Today, I, a demigirl struggling with her identity, have decided to change my name. When I told my dad in therapy (of all places) that I was a demigirl, he struggled to understand me. When I told my mom I was changing my name, she yelled at me and refused to call me it. And she wonders why I don't trust her. FML
Today, I explained to my 5 year old daughter that her older sister from my husband's first marriage lives with her mommy, and my daughter lives with us. She exclaimed, "It's not fair! I want two mommies like she has! Can we swap, I like her mommy better than you anyway!" FML
Today, I found out that my son is not really gay. He just told me that so I'd let him have girls in his bedroom. FML
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red_headforlife 15
You need to have a talk with her.
lex1459 38
Sounds like somebody wanted a sister
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chosha_fml 27
Ask her if she needs to talk to someone about her own gender issues, as she keeps trying to act out using her brothers. Either she really does have issues or maybe denying it will encourage her to leave them alone.
smiles656 19
Oh and there's a big difference between teasing each other and psychologically messing up someone. OP's sons can be gay, yeah, but the sister should let them figure it out themselves and not force them into believing it
Omniprism 15
Sounds like she very desperately wants a little sister. Maybe let her hang out with her friends a little more. And put those smarts to go use maybe something to take up her time and creativity.
breadstickez 5
I did this. Exactly this. My brother believed me for 2 years. And I dressed him in a tutu during this time, I still have pictures. Is this me? Lmfao
incoherentrmblr 22
Such a manipulative, evil person.
usafvet 0
Sorry to hear it, and sorry there's a lot of ******* trolls that say YDI. I gotta say, though, sounds like she has a severe lack of discipline. Im an army brat and air force vet, and i carry that discipline forward with my kids. It works well.
PocketFox 10
It's probably bad that my immediate thought was, "Oh god, so this is what those Tumblr SJW's are like when they escape into the real world."
ColtonStecher 12
Megan!
migueljm5 18
Be proud you have a smart and manipulative daughter
BobbieH 19
Your daughter has a very successful career in politics if she can manipulate people like that. Its quite a talent being able to sway someone from their fundamental beliefs. You should make sure she attends law school and heads into government.
ViviMage 40
Show the son his own birth certificate. It should list his gender at birth and settle the matter. And your daughter needs counseling.