Today, my 14-year-old daughter convinced my son that when he was born, he was actually born as a girl, but we wanted a boy so bad we had his gender changed. Now he wants to change back to a girl because now he doesn't feel right as a boy. Last year, she got her other brother to cross dress. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to console my bawling 6-year-old son and explain that his sister was lying when she told him that when boys in our family turn 13, they turn into girls. I'm not sure who disappoints me more right now. FML
Today, my older brother managed to convince my younger sister that she's actually a boy, and that she'll soon be getting a penis in the mail, which she excitedly told everyone she could. He convinced me of the exact same thing as well several years ago. FML
Today, my 16-year-old son convinced my 14-year-old daughter that she wasn't allowed to use the ladies bathroom at the shopping centre, because she wasn't wearing a dress like the girl on the sign. He told her girls in pants always used the other one. She believed him. This is my legacy. FML
Today, my eight year-old son came to me and said he thinks it's time he started wearing bras. It turns out his older brother has been mindfucking him for the past several months and has him convinced it's something all boys his age do. I can't convince him otherwise. FML
Today, I received a letter from the state saying my 14-year-old daughter is now legally recognized as a male. I have no idea what happened. FML
Today, I found out that my dad makes me wear dresses and skirts not because I look pretty in them, but because he was sick and tired of people asking him if I was a boy or a girl. FML
Today, I found out that my son has been telling me he's gay so we would allow the "female friend" who is actually his girlfriend to stay over. FML
Today, I, a demigirl struggling with her identity, have decided to change my name. When I told my dad in therapy (of all places) that I was a demigirl, he struggled to understand me. When I told my mom I was changing my name, she yelled at me and refused to call me it. And she wonders why I don't trust her. FML
Today, I explained to my 5 year old daughter that her older sister from my husband's first marriage lives with her mommy, and my daughter lives with us. She exclaimed, "It's not fair! I want two mommies like she has! Can we swap, I like her mommy better than you anyway!" FML
Today, I found out that my son is not really gay. He just told me that so I'd let him have girls in his bedroom. FML
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red_headforlife 15
You need to have a talk with her.
lex1459 38
Sounds like somebody wanted a sister
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Comments (184)
cxex 23
This ACTUALLY happened to me, I was born as a Boy but my mother hates men and so she had my gender changed to female
HMS13 3
Seriously OP, I'm sorry, but your daughter is a *beep*. Being transgender is such a difficult experience for people to deal with and your daughter manipulates an impressionable mind into being something he might not actually be.
SatinsNightmares 17
Your daughter is a mastermind lol. No, not really but that was funny and she does seem mischievous lol. I think you should have a talk with your children lol.
SofiaFaolan 8
OP's daughter clearly has an impressive ability to influence people. Instead of discouraging that, why not try to direct those skills towards a more constructive goal?
GingerrWithSoul 6
You have a future ruler on your hands.
spookycat32 6
All your chillin got issues ...
miianah1 22
That's terrible! Your daughter's kind of a bitch.
doglover100 29
I think she's hinting that she wants a sister.
PizzaDeliveryGrl 19
Enough with the BS about 'siblings will always tease each other', this is terrible. Why? Because there's the risk that this girl could easily alter her brother's future with that sort of manipulation. It's not good--at all--to think you're something that you're not.
Lystune42 8
It makes me sad how many people, including you OP, think your daughter has problems and needs to be talked to. She sounds kind of awesome to me, she's obviously very clever and honestly epically funny. You should celebrate your little mastermind, and she probably did you a favor with your son that doesn't feel right as a boy because now you can get a jump on getting him to accept himself as who he is no matter what.
LadyNightowl 17
It's one thing if a person decides/realizes, on there own, that the gender they were born as is not their gender identity. It is completely different, and could cause very serious psychological problems later in life.