Today, my 14-year-old daughter convinced my son that when he was born, he was actually born as a girl, but we wanted a boy so bad we had his gender changed. Now he wants to change back to a girl because now he doesn't feel right as a boy. Last year, she got her other brother to cross dress. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to console my bawling 6-year-old son and explain that his sister was lying when she told him that when boys in our family turn 13, they turn into girls. I'm not sure who disappoints me more right now. FML
Today, my older brother managed to convince my younger sister that she's actually a boy, and that she'll soon be getting a penis in the mail, which she excitedly told everyone she could. He convinced me of the exact same thing as well several years ago. FML
Today, my 16-year-old son convinced my 14-year-old daughter that she wasn't allowed to use the ladies bathroom at the shopping centre, because she wasn't wearing a dress like the girl on the sign. He told her girls in pants always used the other one. She believed him. This is my legacy. FML
Today, my eight year-old son came to me and said he thinks it's time he started wearing bras. It turns out his older brother has been mindfucking him for the past several months and has him convinced it's something all boys his age do. I can't convince him otherwise. FML
Today, I received a letter from the state saying my 14-year-old daughter is now legally recognized as a male. I have no idea what happened. FML
Today, I found out that my dad makes me wear dresses and skirts not because I look pretty in them, but because he was sick and tired of people asking him if I was a boy or a girl. FML
Today, I found out that my son has been telling me he's gay so we would allow the "female friend" who is actually his girlfriend to stay over. FML
Today, I, a demigirl struggling with her identity, have decided to change my name. When I told my dad in therapy (of all places) that I was a demigirl, he struggled to understand me. When I told my mom I was changing my name, she yelled at me and refused to call me it. And she wonders why I don't trust her. FML
Today, I explained to my 5 year old daughter that her older sister from my husband's first marriage lives with her mommy, and my daughter lives with us. She exclaimed, "It's not fair! I want two mommies like she has! Can we swap, I like her mommy better than you anyway!" FML
Today, I found out that my son is not really gay. He just told me that so I'd let him have girls in his bedroom. FML
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red_headforlife 15
You need to have a talk with her.
lex1459 38
Sounds like somebody wanted a sister
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Comments (184)
ChakatBlackstar 29
fyl, but I love your daughter's sense of humor. Even if it is a little bit evil
Lmao_Jr 4
She the devil
jayray313 21
If its what he wants, don't discourage it. No matter how uncomfortable it makes you, you need to be supportive of him.
OnlyTheDarkest 17
While that is true, there's nothing in the post to indicate that her brother made the choice himself, but rather that the sister manipulated him into this line of thinking.
Poetaster 10
You have one evil witch of a daughter.
Aero220 16
Someone really wants a sister...
OnlyTheDarkest 17
And 'Smacking the little bitch' isn't cruel? We weren't told her age, for one thing. And for another, siblings are Supposed to tease each other, there's no reason to punish them for it. Loosen up.
RedPillSucks 33
Siblings aren't "suppose" to tease each other. It may happen, and it may be normal but it doesn't "have to be".
chillnhill 24
Perhaps some family counseling is in order...
Xotoolyxo 16
Your daughters a great manipulator, I feel bad for her future boyfriends
smiles656 19
I'd like to state that OP mentioned the daughter's age which is 14yrs and how would she have been able to convince her brother that he was born a girl if she is younger than him? She'd obviously have to be born before him to make him believe she knows it for a fact.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
That explains the first boy. Now explain how she got her OLDER brother to cross dress as mentioned in the second part of the FML.
dont_doubt_me 29
*other.
horneyhic 15
U really need to read what other people have been saying to you cause it says other not older