Today, I explained to my 5 year old daughter that her older sister from my husband's first marriage lives with her mommy, and my daughter lives with us. She exclaimed, "It's not fair! I want two mommies like she has! Can we swap, I like her mommy better than you anyway!" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my 5 year-old informed me she likes her "other mummy" more and wants to live with her instead. I need to have a long conversation with my husband. FML
Today, my five year old daughter asked me what a divorce was. When I asked why she wanted to know, she replied with "Daddy wants one. He says you can have me." FML
Today, my daughter told me that she liked her "other daddy" better. I don't know who's she talking about, but my wife is doing a good job telling her to be quiet. FML
Today, as I was picking up my 7 year-old daughter at my ex-husband's house, my daughter started crying saying that she wanted to stay with Daddy forever. I asked why. She said her stepmom was a better mommy. Apparently, the woman who broke up my marriage is now a better "Mommy." FML
Today, my daughter ran up to a librarian working in the kids section and screamed "MOMMY!" and hugged her. She looked at her and said "I'm not your mommy." My daughters reply: "I know. But you're better than mommy" FML
Today, as I was taking my three year-old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML
Today, after spending time with my daughter and painting her nails she gives me a hug and says, "Mommy I love you, but I love daddy much better!" FML
Today, I had to have a very unfortunate conversation with my young daughter about homophobia and bigotry, after the neighbor said she can’t play with her kids anymore. My daughter mentioned she had two mommies, me and my platonic best fiend who’s her godmother. My poor baby is still inconsolable. FML
Today, while driving my kids to school, my son said, "Why don't you find another place to live, so we can just live with daddy?" Then my daughter added, "Yeah, 'cause we LOVE Daddy." FML
Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML
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Nguyenydapooh 5
Being a good parent doesn't mean being the favorite.
agaba 0
she is just immature
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agaba 0
she is just immature
Iamnotmyself 17
Agreed with 1. Don't take it personal, it's just a card she can use whenever she wants her T.V. time or that candy bar she threw a tantrum over in Walmart an embarrassed you in front of your bf.
jewfro311 0
Slim Shady FTW! listening to him now.. i wonder hpw fast this will get thumbed down
Iamnotmyself 17
and* Excuse me
moshimoshi1993 8
She's five of course she's immature.
eminemchick 19
12 im listening to him too, i love himm
iSitt 0
wait till she's 13 then embarrass the he'll out of her
parxxx 0
well no shit Sherlock the kid is probably 3-5 years old just sayin'..
1215116a 14
66, we know it's 5 because it says it in the FML in the first place...
1215116a 14
*She is
agaba 0
34 i would of never geussed that
eminemchick 19
82, i was just about to get pissed at you, but then i saw ur bio. so never mind.^_^
OhzTP 7
76, Children have genders?!
Artz94_fml 16
1 : you seem very immature on your pic too x)
wikkedphuka 0
says the lil round boy in the doller store shades looking atleast the age of 12 lol
Vikadine 0
oh no! your life sucks op! maybe some candy on the side will help? ;)
sarahxD1234 5
she's just a kid dont worry about it :p
JesusFishTaco 5
lol But think about it. Op's daughter likes her better than her anyway. Clever way to say I hate you...
00SPRANGER00 0
candy bribes are the way into children's hearts :)
YacL 15
2- Creepy winking face is creepy...
youppl 7
kids are just kids!
Jimmyd0t 0
kids say the darndest things lol
OhzTP 7
Yeah she obviously didn't mean it.
hotrod14 0
damn. q-_-p
MizzErikaHart 8
I had to read this twice
MrSassypants 34
4 that emoticon has some long earlobes.
agummere796 0
I'm so confused!! my head is still spinning!
hotrod14 0
ask her why she likes her better
marinus_fml 20
beat the kid till she bleeds. Lol jks, maybe you should show some more love and affection to your child, possibly spoil her a little bit more.
lover_gal 0
true
Livinia 11
Ahh, little kids. They just don't lie.
randomguy1millon_fml 0
they are like little acholics?
ashseal 11
She's just a little kid. Don't take it personally.
sweetkitty26 0
just wondering.. but is that belly bulge supposed to be sexy?
Acaprice14 9
******* win
MrSassypants 34
7 while others are hating on you I'ma hate on your comment. It's a child you love and she says she doesn't like you. It's like a mother saying: "I like your sister/brother better than you." It is mean and hurtful. That's why parents aren't suppose to play favorites... even they do sometimes.
shaniecerb 0
leave the little girl alone.u can look at er and tell shes young so dont b mean. and i agree with her.kids say things sometimes.they dont mean it (if my kid were to say thay he'd/she'd get an ass-beaten they'll never forget) but somettimes u gotta let things go.You guys dont watch supernanny?lol
JustKeepOnHatin 7
is being a bitch supposed 2 make u cool?
1215116a 14
43 stop being a jerk, she doesn't even have lots of fat, so what her stomach isn't paper thin and flat? And she doesn't even look that old, I bet you're a lot older. The smallest things can hurt people. (sorry for ranting).
1215116a 14
Actually looking back at the picture it isn't even REMOTELY over-weight looking.
Blueglasscup 18
Great. Another teenage female turned anorexic because of the interwebz.
1215116a 14
I know, people don't realize how much words can cut you emotionally. Besides, I think she's really beautiful, and you guys above saying she has a stomach bump, well you guys are shallow losers. She looks skinny anyways.
kristylew03 1
53- Its nothing like that. A five year old doesn't know that they're hurting your feelings, they just know that the "other mommy" doesn't make them go to bed or give them a time out, so they think they like her more. If you're the parent you chose to have children therefore can't play favorites.
McLovin1095 5
She just doesn't understand all the hard work you do yet
jewfro311 0
Kids.... Gotta love 'em ;)
BigOrca 2
kids say the darndest things.
MrSassypants 34
11 guessing by your picture they do the darkest things too.
Pinkmorgan9 0
57 darndest* Sorry I had to correct u :)
YayorNay 8
You spelled it exactly the same.
nature_girl_08 14
they were replying to the comment right above them who said "darkest"...