Today, my 14-year-old daughter convinced my son that when he was born, he was actually born as a girl, but we wanted a boy so bad we had his gender changed. Now he wants to change back to a girl because now he doesn't feel right as a boy. Last year, she got her other brother to cross dress. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to console my bawling 6-year-old son and explain that his sister was lying when she told him that when boys in our family turn 13, they turn into girls. I'm not sure who disappoints me more right now. FML
Today, my older brother managed to convince my younger sister that she's actually a boy, and that she'll soon be getting a penis in the mail, which she excitedly told everyone she could. He convinced me of the exact same thing as well several years ago. FML
Today, my 16-year-old son convinced my 14-year-old daughter that she wasn't allowed to use the ladies bathroom at the shopping centre, because she wasn't wearing a dress like the girl on the sign. He told her girls in pants always used the other one. She believed him. This is my legacy. FML
Today, my eight year-old son came to me and said he thinks it's time he started wearing bras. It turns out his older brother has been mindfucking him for the past several months and has him convinced it's something all boys his age do. I can't convince him otherwise. FML
Today, I received a letter from the state saying my 14-year-old daughter is now legally recognized as a male. I have no idea what happened. FML
Today, I found out that my dad makes me wear dresses and skirts not because I look pretty in them, but because he was sick and tired of people asking him if I was a boy or a girl. FML
Today, I found out that my son has been telling me he's gay so we would allow the "female friend" who is actually his girlfriend to stay over. FML
Today, I, a demigirl struggling with her identity, have decided to change my name. When I told my dad in therapy (of all places) that I was a demigirl, he struggled to understand me. When I told my mom I was changing my name, she yelled at me and refused to call me it. And she wonders why I don't trust her. FML
Today, I explained to my 5 year old daughter that her older sister from my husband's first marriage lives with her mommy, and my daughter lives with us. She exclaimed, "It's not fair! I want two mommies like she has! Can we swap, I like her mommy better than you anyway!" FML
Today, I found out that my son is not really gay. He just told me that so I'd let him have girls in his bedroom. FML
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red_headforlife 15
You need to have a talk with her.
lex1459 38
Sounds like somebody wanted a sister
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generalasskicker 12
See this is why you sternly punish your children when they do horrible things.
puffleprincess 7
#48- I don't think this counts as "horrible things." My 8 siblings and I all messed with each other as kids. We're all healthy, happy & close now. It's not as if she's beating them; she's just teasing them. The parents will tell them the truth. It's all in good fun. The boys will get her back.
jw90 18
Better watch out, she may actually convince you she's in love with a vampire and going to run off with him.
catanita 18
Talk to her and tell her the same story that she is telling to her brothers (that she was born as a boy and changed he into a she). And try not to laugh in order to be more persuasive.
mrsnugglefunny 10
Talk to him before you have crossdressers scolding you on how you won't let your son be what gender he wants
simsgirlgem 25
Sounds like she wants a sister my brother was sort of like that except he never told our younger sister she was a boy however he did do things consider boys games with my sister like blow up G.I. Joes and wrestle as well as play army with those green soldiers he was the only boy of three sisters two younger me and my younger sister and one older
IAmMe204 25
Well she's at least smart and devious. you have to give her a little credit for that. :P
_Princess_Peach_ 9
Your daughter sounds like a sociopath in the making..be careful id imagine that kind of stuff could really mess up your boys :/
randm_dude 9
The force is strong in this girl. Daughter: "those are not the sexes you were born with." Her brothers:"These are not the sexes we are born with." Daughter:"You want to tell mum." Her brothers:"We want to tell mum."
Goblin182 27
Your daughter will either be a lawyer or a con man.
MrGeekBoi 2
Wow, your daughter is devious!